Young Teddy Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)
Young Teddy Quotes:
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Young Moe: [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,
Young Moe, Young Larry: [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,
Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.
Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [spoken] Hello!
Mrs. Harter: [Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together] How precious!
Sister Rosemary: Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children.
Young Larry: The choice is easy! I'm your guy!
[Larry starts tap dancing]
Mrs. Harter: That is so cute!
Mr. Harter: Absolutely adorable.
Mr. Harter: [to Mother Superior] How long's he got?
Mother Superior: Hmm?
Mr. Harter: He's taking chemo, right?
Mother Superior: No no no, he's healthy as a mule.
Sister Rosemary: And almost as smart.
Young Moe: Recede, Bojangles.
[Moe pulls Larry back by his hair]
Young Moe: Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town.
[Mr. Harter chuckles nervously]
Young Curly: If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks!
Mother Superior: Oh, boys and their rodents.
[Mother Superior chuckles]
Young Teddy: [Teddy enters the room] Mother Superior, may I have a glass of milk, please?
Mrs. Harter: Oh, who's this?
Young Teddy: Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy.
Mrs. Harter: Oh my God, he's wonderful.
Mr. Harter: I thought you said there were only the three.
Sister Rosemary: I never said that, I said "about three".
-- Young Teddy
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