Young Hercules Quotes in Hercules (1997)

Phil: Careful, that's part of the mast of the Argo.

Young Hercules: *The* Argo?

Phil: Ya. Who do you think taught Jason how to sail? Cleopatra?

Phil: What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before?

Young Hercules: Uh, no. Can you help us? We're looking for someone called Philoctetes.

Phil: Call me Phil.

Zeus: Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo. What's your hurry? After all these years, is that the kind of "hello" you give your father?

Young Hercules: F-F-Father?

Zeus: Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? Surprise!

Young Hercules: But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father Zeus.

Phil: Hold it. Zeus is your father, right?

Young Hercules: Uh-huh.

Phil: [giggling] Zeus, the big guy. He's your daddy. Ha-ha-ha. Mr Lightning Bolts. "Read me a book, would you, Da-Da?" Ha-ha-ha. Zeus.

Phil: [mimics Zeus] "Once upon a time... " Ha-ha-ha.

Young Hercules: It's the truth.

Phil: Please.

Young Hercules: I need your help. I want to become a hero, a true hero.

Phil: Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.

Young Hercules: Wait.

[Hercules rips out the door trying to open it]

Young Hercules: Uh, sorry. Why not?

Phil: Two words: I-am-retired.

[after arriving at the market]

Amphitryon; Hercules Foster Father: Now, Hercules, this time...

Young Hercules: I know. "Stay by the cart."

Amphitryon; Hercules Foster Father: [sighs in relief] That's my boy.