Young Agent K Quotes in Men in Black 3 (2012)

Young Agent K: Look, slick, seeing I live past this, can you tell me whether me and O...?

Agent J: A wise man told me once: don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

Young Agent K: I said that, didn't I?

Agent J: Damn it! We had him!

Young Agent K: Relax, Cochise. We'll find him.

Agent J: First of all, my name is J, okay? It's not "son," it's not "slick," and it damn sure ain't "Cochise." And I'm not gonna relax 'cause we're running out of time, we're running out of clues and there's an invasion coming. You're not really recognizing my "voicial" intensity. Oh, but there was one guy that could help. Hey, Griffin! Griffin! Where's Griffin? Griffin. Where's Griffin at, K? He's gone. If Boris gets to him before we, that's no bueno.

Young Agent K: We need pie.

Agent J: What?

Young Agent K: My granddaddy always said: "If you got a problem you can't solve, it helps to get out of your head." Pie. It's good.

Agent J: Pie?

Young Agent K: Yeah.

Agent J: Your granddaddy, heavyset man?

Young Agent K: A little bit.

Agent J: Yeah, you know what? We've been doing smart stuff. We've been following clues, doing real police work. It might be time we do something stupid. Something that ain't got nothing to do with nothing. You know what? Now, I want some pie, K. I want some pie. Let's go get some dumb-ass pie.

Young Agent K: Sounds good.

Young Agent K: [punches J] That's for lying to me!

[punches J again]

Young Agent K: That's for telling me the truth!

[a tasered J wakes up in 1969 MIB headquarters]

Agent J: You need to turn the electricity on that damn thing. I can't taste my fricking tongue, K.

Young Agent K: How do you know my name?

Young Agent K: Who are you, and what do you know?

Agent J: I'm an agent of Men in Black, but I'm from the future. We're partners, twenty-five years from now you're going to recruit me. And 14 years after, the guy you DIDN'T let me kill at Coney Island he escapes from prison, and jumps back in the past and unleashes a full-scale invasion of Earth. We have about 19 hours to catch him and kill him, so really we need to go right now!

Young Agent K: [deadpan] All right.

[from trailer]

Agent J: Hey man, heck, how old are you?

Young Agent K: Twenty-nine.

Agent J: You got some city miles on you...

Young Agent K: I can see why I recruited you. You're a good man.

Agent J: What the hell happened to you, man?

Young Agent K: I told you, it hasn't happened yet...

Young Agent K: [neuralyzes young J] There's only one thing you need to know: your father was a hero.

Boris The Animal: Go ahead, arrest me!

Young Agent K: Not this time.

[blasts Boris]

Young Agent K: Why don't you come with me to Room 43 for one final enquiry: an eye exam.

Agent J: [at Room 43] That's not an eye exam... that's a big-ass neuralyzer!

Young Agent K: You sure have a lot of information for a fella who doesn't know anything.

[from trailer]

Young Agent K: Okay, future man, where to?

Agent J: First of all, I'm gonna need my gun.

[K gives J a pistol]

Agent J: No no no, space gun!

Agent J: I was on my way to my girlfriend's house.

Young Agent K: What's your girlfriend's name?

Agent J: Shh...

[pauses, thinking]

Agent J: Darren.

Young Agent K: Schdarren?

Boris The Animal: I win! I'm better than me.

Young Agent K: [Blows off Boris's arm]

Colonel: Where's your partner?

Young Agent K: He's fine, he went back home.

Colonel: How's that work?

Young Agent K: You got me!

Young Agent K: You said we don't talk, right? Go ahead, ask me any question. Anything you want, just as long as it doesn't have to do with the case... just let her rip.

Agent J: What's up with you and O?

Young Agent K: Me and O?

Agent J: Yeah, you and O.

Young Agent K: All right, all right... all right, this is it. A while back, I was assigned to keep tabs on a musician, Mick Jagger. He was in this British group, Rolling Stones...

Agent J: Rings a bell.

Young Agent K: We believed he's on the planet to breed with Earth women, so I was in London and that's when I met O. She's smart, funny... great smile and we find ourselves in this pub, Whistler's Bar, warm beer and the worst food you ever ate. We just played darts till the sun came up, neither of us wanted to leave...

Agent J: What the hell happened to you, man?

Young Agent K: I don't know, it hasn't happened yet? Come on, what about you slick? In the future you got yourself a girl?

Agent J: I got you!

Colonel: [watches Apollo 11 take off] Ain't that a sight.

Young Agent K: You want to see more, there's an job opening for you in our agency.

Colonel: I wish I could...

Young Agent K: We'll take it from here!

[from trailer]

Young Agent K: [unfolds space bike] They have these in the future?

Agent J: That's what I'm talking about!

Young Agent K: [while pursuing Boris] Hey, slick! In the future, we haven't did the Texas Two-Step?

Agent J: Yes, sir!

[proceeds to distract Boris the Animal]

Andy Warhol: So what are you doin' on my turf, K?

Young Agent K: Tracking a killer, a Bogladyte. We have reason to believe he's gonna hit here next, Glamourian.

Andy Warhol: Glamourian?

Young Agent K: Mm-hmmm.

Andy Warhol: Right solar system, wrong planet. He's gotta be after the Arcanian.

Young Agent K: No, Arcanians are extinct...

Andy Warhol: Well, apparently they're not. One washed ashore last week. The whole Roswell circuit's all abuzz about it. Alien unicorn, last of its species. His name's Griffin, Griffin The Arcanian.

Andy Warhol: [about J] Who's that guy? Okay, don't tell me he's your new partner.

Young Agent K: Actually, he's my old partner. He travelled back from the future to save the planet...

Andy Warhol: Jesus! Stop, don't tell me. I don't wanna know.