Yosemite Sam Quotes in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)


Yosemite Sam Quotes:

  • [slips on an animated banana peel]

    Yosemite Sam: Yikes!

    [Opens fire on the banana peel]

    Yosemite Sam: Dadburn slapstick cliché!

  • Yosemite Sam: Outta my way, fancy boy. I'm a-commandeering this here clown car.

  • [DJ and Yosemite Sam follow the Queen of Diamonds playing card to Foghorn Leghorn's blackjack table, where it gets shuffled into the deck]

    Foghorn Leghorn: Place, I say, place your bets! Money plays, loser stays! Everyone's a winn - well, not everyone.

    Yosemite Sam: [Drops a bag of money on the table] Here's my money, now play!

    Foghorn Leghorn: Card, sir?

    DJ Drake: Hit me.

    Foghorn Leghorn: Don'cha, I say, don'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball.

    DJ Drake: [looks at the card; it's an ace] Hit me.

    Yosemite Sam: No, hit me first!

    Foghorn Leghorn: Wait your, I saya wait your turn, sir.

    [deals another ace to DJ]

    DJ Drake: Hit me.

    [Foghorn deals another ace]

    DJ Drake: Hit me.

    Yosemite Sam: No, hit me!

    [Foghorn continues to deal aces and twos to DJ. Sam can't take it anymore]

    Yosemite Sam: No, no, no, hit ME, fragnabbit!

    [Foghorn glances at the audience, then smashes Sam in the head with a piece of wood. Squashed, Sam scuttles around the table, cursing unintelligibly]

    Foghorn Leghorn: He's the boss.

    [Back to DJ]

    Foghorn Leghorn: Card Sir?

    [DJ winces at the possibility of himself getting hit as well]

    DJ Drake: [unsure] ... Hit me?

    [Foghorn finally deals the Queen of Diamonds; DJ snatches it off the table]

    Foghorn Leghorn: Twenty-one! We have, I say we have a winner!

    [DJ and Daffy break for the door]

    Daffy Duck: And then, they made their heroic escape!

    [Daffy runs facefirst into the door that isn't open. DJ comes back, peels Daffy off, and exits again]

  • Yosemite Sam: [regarding a lit dynamite stick in the car] Throw it out the window! Throw it out the window! Throw it out!

    Nasty Canasta: But innocent people could get hurt.

    Yosemite Sam: Throw it out the window!

    Cottontail Smith: But it'll send the wrong message to children.

    Yosemite Sam: I said throw it out the...

    [dynamite explodes]

    Yosemite Sam: Ooooh!

  • Daffy Duck: I don't know the meaning of the word fear.

    [opens door to find Yosemite Sam aiming a cannon at him]

    Yosemite Sam: Say your prayers, duck!

    Daffy Duck: Fear: Noun. A state of terror. Yaaaaah!

  • [Yosemite Sam, with his rear end on fire, lands near Eddie]

    Yosemite Sam: Yeow! Ow! My biscuits are burnin'! Fire in the hatch! Great horny toads, that smarts!

    [Sits in a puddle and extinguishes the fire]

  • Yosemite Sam: Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?

    Satan: No, but you're close.

  • Yosemite Sam: Any one of you lily livered, bow legged varmints care to slap leather with me? In case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin' with. I'm the hootiness, tootiness, shootiness, bob tailed wildcat in the west.

    [Fires his guns at the ground as they lift him in the air]

    Yosemite Sam: I'm the fastest gun north, south, east, aaaaaaand west of the Pecos. I'm the...

    Bugs Bunny: Ahhhhhhh shuddup!

  • Daffy Duck: You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!

    Speedy Gonzales: [The burrito appears on his nose] Help! Get it off. I can't breathe nothing but burrito!

    Daffy Duck: Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam?

    Yosemite Sam: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick you up!

  • Yosemite Sam: The only two things a pirate'll run for is money and public office.

  • Yosemite Sam: Set'er down. Set'er down here!

    [Taz drops the cannon, causing it to fire at Sam's face]

    Yosemite Sam: Ooh! I'll shiver his timbers and I'll baton his hatch and keel-haul his kuppers!

  • Yosemite Sam: Ooh, that rackin' frackin' rabbit. I'd like to stretch him on a rackin' frackin' wrack.

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