Yes Man #2 Quotes in The World's Greatest Lover (1977)

Adolph Zitz: All right! We'll get lovers from every big city and hick town on the map. Because, gentlemen, I promise you that within two weeks, every male in America between the ages of 17 and 55 is going to stop for a moment and at least think about coming to Hollywood to screen test for the biggest chance of his life - the chance to star in the new Rainbow Studios film: The World's Greatest Lover! Now! How's that for an idea?

Yes Man #1: Great!

Yes Man #2: Gweat!

Sven, Yes Man #3: Great! Yoost great!

[points to the barber]

Barber: Very good...

[fearing the onset of another of Zitz's outbursts]

Barber: I mean... great!

[Zitz desperately tries to stop himself from strangling the barber again, gives up]

Adolph Zitz: Too late!

[lifts the barber in air by his neck]

Adolph Zitz: Gentlemen, I am not a child and I do not wish to be treated as one. Is that understood?

Group of yes men: Yes, Sir!

Adolph Zitz: Good. Now, here's the question: If you went up to any bum in the street and asked him which is the biggest movie studio in Hollywood, what would he say? Joe?

Yes Man #1: Well, Rainbow Studios, home of the stars.

Adolph Zitz: All right now. All right, I don't want any of that baloney. Wes?

Yes Man #2: I would say Wainbow. Wainbow Studios. It's the wargest and the best.

Adolph Zitz: Save it. Save that yes-man shit. You think I need this kind of babying? Sven?

Sven, Yes Man #3: Rainbow. Rainbow Studios. I don't think there is any question about that.

Adolph Zitz: Jesus Christ! Is there not one honest man in this room?

[points to the barber]

Barber: Oh, uh, Paramount, I guess.

Adolph Zitz: [Chuckling] That's very interesting. I'm just curious - why would you say that?

Barber: Because they have Rudolph Valentino.

[Zitz gets off his chair and starts strangling the barber]

Adolph Zitz: Son of a bitch! Dog-doo, pee-pee brain! You're a lying traitor, did you know that? You ca-ca-in-your-pants fart blossom, I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your...