Yao Quotes in Mulan (1998)

Yao: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.

Shang: Ping, you are the craziest man I've ever met, and for that I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust.

Ling: Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all!

Yao: You're king of the mountain!

Chi Fu: [singing] I've a girl at home who's unlike any other...

Yao: [singing in whisper to Mulan] Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.

Mulan: Okay. Any questions?

Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?

Yao: My girl will think I have no faults...

Chien-Po: That I'm a major find.

Mulan: Uh... How about a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?

Yao, Chien-Po, Ling: Nah!

Yao: Ah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.

Mushu: Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

Yao: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt *on*.

Chien-Po: [singing] I'm never gonna catch my breath!

Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me!

Ling: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!

Mushu: [speak-singing] This guy's got her scared to death!

Mulan: [singing] Hope he doesn't see right through me!

Chien-Po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

Yao: [at the waterhole] Hey, Ping.

Mulan: Oh, hi, guys. I didn't know you were here. I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye!

Ling: Come back here! I knew we were jerks to you before, so, let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling.

Chien-Po: And I'm Chien-Po.

Mulan: Hello, Chien-Po.

Yao: [standing naked on a rock] And I am Yao, king of the rock!

[mildly sneering]

Yao: And there's nuttin' you girls can do about it.

Ling: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you.

Mulan: I really don't want to take him anywhere.

Ling: Ping, we have to fight.

Mulan: No, we don't. We could just... close our eyes... and - swim around...

Ling: [pulling on Mulan's arm] Come on, don't be such a gir... Ouch! Something bit me!

Mushu: Ugh! Ach! What a nasty flavor.

Ling: Snake!

[Ling and Chien-Po scramble onto the rock with Yao, while Mulan sneaks away]

Ling: Some king of the rock.

[Yao pushes him off]

Man with Tattoo: [Mulan is watching Yao and Ling talk to a new recruit who is showing off his tattoo] This tattoo will protect me from harm.

Yao: Hmmm...

[punches the recruit who falls]

Ling: [laughs] I hope you can get your money back!

Mulan: I don't think I can do this.

Shang: Soldiers!

[all assemble into line]

Shang: You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise, will answer to me.

Yao: Ooh, tough guy!