Xavier LaFlamme Quotes in Goon (2011)

Doug Glatt: What's your problem?

Xavier LaFlamme: I'll tell you my problem. How many minutes did you play tonight, huh?

Doug Glatt: Eleven. So?

Xavier LaFlamme: You skate like shit, but you play eleven fucking minutes. Who the fuck are you? I'm a fucking hockey player. You steal my "A," you steal my power play. You're a fucking goon! A thug! You're fucking nothing!

[punches Glatt]

Doug Glatt: You are not a hockey player. And the only reason why I'm not knocking your teeth out right now is because you're on my team. Do you have any idea what would happen if I stopped watching your back?

Xavier LaFlamme: Yeah. It'd be like before you came. I like that better.

Ronnie Hortense: Boys.

Xavier LaFlamme: Coach.

Ronnie Hortense: Well, one of you has really been impressing me with your play lately, and one of you hasn't. Either one of you wanna venture to guess as to who's who?

[pause]

Ronnie Hortense: Ok, well, LaFlamme I'm ripping that "A" off your jersey. You don't deserve it unless the "A" stands for asshole, which is the way you've been playing. Glatt, you're promoted. Assistant captain. Good on ya, keep up the good work. There's the game puck. I'm proud of you!

Doug Glatt: Thanks, coach.

Ronnie Hortense: Xavier, you can take this the right way or the wrong way, son! Ladies' choice.

Xavier LaFlamme: You don't know shit about hockey you fucking bulimic Don Cherry!

Ryan: You spat in my face!

Doug Glatt: What the hell?

Ryan: He started it!

Doug Glatt: Come on, you're spitting everywhere!

Xavier LaFlamme: Your friend is fucking sick!

Ryan: Oh yeah says the fucking Frenchman. You people live like animals!

Doug Glatt: I hate spit! I hate it!

Xavier LaFlamme: Fuck you!