Xania Quotes in The Pink Panther (2006)
Palais Reporter: What about the diamond? What about the Pink Panther?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Yes, I...
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Uh, thank you, Inspector Clouseau, for... carrying out my orders. Hand over the diamond, Yuri.
Yuri: What do I care about your stinking diamond?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: He does not have the diamond.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: [skeptically] The murderer does not have the diamond?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: No.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: [mockingly] Well, then where is it, Inspector Clouseau?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: It is there! In her purse!
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Let me see.
[Dreyfus searches Xania's purse but finds nothing]
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Uh-huh, sorry Clouseau, no diamond!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau takes out a Swiss Army knife, and opens the miniature scissors] The purse, please.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau uses the mini-scissors to cut into the purse's inner lining] Could you hold that, please?
Xania: [Clouseau hands the Swiss Army knife to Dreyfus, and takes the Pink Panther ring out of Xania's purse] After Gluant came to me, he said he decided to stop cheating on me; then he asked me to marry him... and put the ring in my hands. After he was killed, I thought: if I came forward with the ring, everyone would think I did it.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: If Gluant gave you the ring before he died, then according to Civil Statute 812-914-B, you are the rightful owner. You may keep the Pink Panther.
[the crowd says "Aww..."]
Ponton: But Inspector, how did you know she had it?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: It was simple, Ponton: I was looking at a photo of myself at the checkpoint. Something caught my eye: Xania's purse passing through the X-ray machine. I enlarged the photo, and in it, the Pink Panther. The case is closed!
[the crowd cheers and applauds]-- Xania
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