Wren Quotes in Fun Size (2012)

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Wren Quotes:

  • Wren: Albert! Where are my boobs?

  • Wren: Maybe you could do an explaining rap too.

    April: Wren...

    Wren: I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist, I study ants and stuff if you get the gist, I'm about as cool as a guy can get...

    Roosevelt: Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net.

    Wren: Prang mantis, Prang mantis, the turtle, the turtle.

    April: Don't do that.

    Wren: What? Wha-what?.

    Wren: [farts April faces]

  • Wren: My mom is gonna kill me.

  • Wren: Where are we?

    Chaz: I'm trying to figure that out.

  • Chaz: How 'bout a joke?

    Wren: Let's hear it.

    Chaz: What do you call a buffalo with two sons?

    Chaz: A bison.

    Wren: That's funny.

    Chaz: It's pretty funny.

  • Wren: We're lost. The compass is wrong, I have no idea where we are. It says that's north.

  • Wren: We're gonna have to climb that mountain way out there in the morning to see where we are. Do you know which one I mean?

    Chaz: That big one that's shaped like a tombstone?

    Wren: Yeah. I'd rather not think of it that way though.

  • Wren: Life sure is tough. The way people come and go, it's heart-breaking.

  • Wren: We followed a road to a dead body. We weren't at the end before, we were just as far as they covered their tracks.

  • Wren: I think you're really beautiful.

    Rika: [laughter ]

    Wren: I know you're not real, but thanks for sitting with me.

  • Wren: Big clocks are never wrong!

  • Odie Turman: [Holding a pistol at Wren] Don't you move, now. With my palsy, you're in enough trouble just standing there.

    Amos Bush: Odie, what are you doing? Give me my gun!

    Odie Turman: But he's a Communist! Look at them cigarettes!

    Wren: I was just trying to explain to the, the old lady here, this car's a rental.

    Odie Turman: Sure. And I'm an unwed mother.

  • Tobacco Executive: You said no town in America would sign up.

    Wren: Must've - must've got my wires crossed somewhere.

    Tobacco Executive: Now you'll say they won't go through with it.

    Wren: Bottom line? Never.

    Tobacco Executive: How do you know they won't smoke and hide out? How do you know that, Wren?

    Wren: Well, they, uh... they took an oath. On, uh, like, a bible.

    Tobacco Executive: We didn't think it was on a slab of bacon.

  • Wren: When you're an adult, you have to kind of know who you are.

  • Wren: Cuz I'm not settin' foot in New Jersey again. Ever.

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