Wren Quotes in Fun Size (2012)
Wren Quotes:
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Wren: Albert! Where are my boobs?
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Wren: Maybe you could do an explaining rap too.
April: Wren...
Wren: I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist, I study ants and stuff if you get the gist, I'm about as cool as a guy can get...
Roosevelt: Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net.
Wren: Prang mantis, Prang mantis, the turtle, the turtle.
April: Don't do that.
Wren: What? Wha-what?.
Wren: [farts April faces]
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Wren: My mom is gonna kill me.
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Wren: Where are we?
Chaz: I'm trying to figure that out.
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Chaz: How 'bout a joke?
Wren: Let's hear it.
Chaz: What do you call a buffalo with two sons?
Chaz: A bison.
Wren: That's funny.
Chaz: It's pretty funny.
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Wren: We're lost. The compass is wrong, I have no idea where we are. It says that's north.
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Wren: We're gonna have to climb that mountain way out there in the morning to see where we are. Do you know which one I mean?
Chaz: That big one that's shaped like a tombstone?
Wren: Yeah. I'd rather not think of it that way though.
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Wren: Life sure is tough. The way people come and go, it's heart-breaking.
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Wren: We followed a road to a dead body. We weren't at the end before, we were just as far as they covered their tracks.
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Wren: I think you're really beautiful.
Rika: [laughter ]
Wren: I know you're not real, but thanks for sitting with me.
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Wren: Big clocks are never wrong!
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Odie Turman: [Holding a pistol at Wren] Don't you move, now. With my palsy, you're in enough trouble just standing there.
Amos Bush: Odie, what are you doing? Give me my gun!
Odie Turman: But he's a Communist! Look at them cigarettes!
Wren: I was just trying to explain to the, the old lady here, this car's a rental.
Odie Turman: Sure. And I'm an unwed mother.
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Tobacco Executive: You said no town in America would sign up.
Wren: Must've - must've got my wires crossed somewhere.
Tobacco Executive: Now you'll say they won't go through with it.
Wren: Bottom line? Never.
Tobacco Executive: How do you know they won't smoke and hide out? How do you know that, Wren?
Wren: Well, they, uh... they took an oath. On, uh, like, a bible.
Tobacco Executive: We didn't think it was on a slab of bacon.
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Wren: When you're an adult, you have to kind of know who you are.
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Wren: Cuz I'm not settin' foot in New Jersey again. Ever.
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