Worker Quotes in Avatar (2009)

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  • Selfridge: [In the tech room, Selfridge putts a golf ball into a mug and laughs] You see that?

    Worker: Yes sir!

    Selfridge: No you didn't, you were looking at the monitor. I love this putter, Ronnie! I love this putter!

    Dr. Grace Augustine: Parker. You know, I used to think it was benign neglect, but now I see that you are intentionally screwing me.

    Selfridge: Grace, you know, I enjoy our little talks.

    [He putts the ball again, it's about to go in the mug but Grace kicks the mug away]

    Dr. Grace Augustine: [Deadpan] Oops.

  • Worker: Can I help you?

    Magneto: No...

  • [last lines]

    [workers are repairing Big Ben]

    Worker: Bloody tourists!

  • Worker: Who are you?

    Faye: Can't you tell? I'm just a gun-toting weathergirl.

    [fires rounds of her machine gun into the air]

    Worker: What do you want?

    Faye: I want you to make it rain.

    Worker: Why?

    Faye: Why? To crash a party.

  • Shaun: No, Noel, no matter you might think, okay, I do not find it difficult to keep my work and my social life separate.

    Worker: Shaun, it's Liz for you.

    [hands him the phone]

  • [first lines]

    Worker: Excuse me sir, I'm afraid you've come in the wrong way.

    Cliff Buxton: I'm sorry...

    Worker: Yeah, this is the old entrance. The visitors center is back out and around to the left.

    Cliff Buxton: Right well, I'll wander out then.

    Worker: Well worth it. Some amazing times.

  • Wyatt: Do you have, uh, sulfuric acid?

    Worker: Yeah, down by the left aisle.

    Wyatt: What happens if you get it on your face?

    Worker: It would probably burn your face off. You don't wanna have it on there.

  • Mattson: Goor morning, Mr. Sullivan.

    Mr. Sullivan: I have an important meeting in a few minutes with some very jittery stockholders Mattson. I hope you have good news for me.

    Mattson: Yes sir, I do sir. Every supermarket tabloid in the country's running headlines about Andy Barclay and his killer Good Guy doll.

    Mr. Sullivan: What about his mother and the police were on the case?

    Mattson: The police were smart, they denied everything. Which is fine which means now they can't hurt us. But, the mother's a different matter. She backed up her boy's story in court, so now she's under psychiatric observation.

    Mr. Sullivan: Where's the boy now?

    Mattson: Midtown Children's Crisis Center. Foster custody pending.

    Mr. Sullivan: My stomach hurts Mattson. Is this what you call "good news?"

    Mattson: Yes, sir - well, I'm getting to that sir. A lot of...

    Worker: Good morning, Mr. Sullivan.

    Mattson: A lot of people believe that some joker, here at the company, must've tampered with the doll's voice cassette. You know, like "Hi, I'm Chucky. I'm the Lakeshore Strangler. And I'm gonna kill you!"

    [laughs]

    Mattson: Something like - well, something like that. But the "good news", Mr. Sullivan, is that now - we've got the doll. We rebuilt it from head to toe. But everything checks out the voice cassette, servomechanism, we found absolutely nothing.

    [hands Mr. Sullivan a file]

    Mattson: This a quality-controlled report. I'm sure it will make the stockholders very happy.

    Mr. Sullivan: I want to see the doll for myself.

    Mattson: Certainly.

    [knocks on glass window]

    Mattson: Gentlemen, Mr. Sullivan's here.

    Technician: Well, give us a minute we're not used to making them manually.

    [punches code into machine]

    Technician: [machine malfunctions]

    Technician: What's wrong?

    Technician: I don't know, it's stuck?

    Mattson: [growing nervous] They'll have this... worked out.

  • Mattson: Every headline in the country is reading about Andy Barclay and his killer Good Guy doll.

    Mr. Sullivan: What about his mother and the police were on the case?

    Mattson: The police were smart, they denied everything. Which is fine which means now they can't hurt us. But the mother's a different matter. She backed up her boy's story in court, so now she's under psychiatric observation.

    Mr. Sullivan: My stomach hurts Mattson. Is this what you call "good news?"

    Mattson: Yes sir - well I'm getting to that sir. A lot of people...

    Worker: Good morning, Mr. Sullivan.

    Mattson: A lot of people believe that some joker here at the company must've tampered with the doll's voice cassette. You know like "Hi, I'm Chucky. I'm the Lakeshore Strangler. And I'm gonna kill you!"

    [laughs]

    Mattson: Something like that - well something like that. But the "good news" Mr Sullivan is that now, we've got the doll. We rebuilt it from head to toe. But everything checks out the voice cassette, servomechanism, we've found absolutely nothing.

    [hands Mr. Sullivan a file]

    Mattson: This is a quality-controlled report. I'm sure it will make the stock holders very happy.

    Mr. Sullivan: I want to see the doll for myself.

    Mattson: Certainly.

    [knocks on glass window]

    Mattson: Gentlemen, Mr. Sullivan's here.

    Technician: Well give us a minute, we're not used to making them manually.

  • Worker: [hands Elliot bad ladder] Here's your ladder sir.

    Elliot Miller: What the hell is this?

    [hits a metal thing on it which sways wildly]

    Elliot Miller: What are trying to do? Kill me? Go get another ladder and make sure you fill out the right form this time. 12-M. That's M as in moron.

    Worker: [looks at Elliot displeased]

    Elliot Miller: Well go!

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