Woodrow Tyler Quotes in The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)

Woodrow Tyler: She's got crap on her boots!

[Talking about Laura "getting married" to Jed Clampett]

Woodrow Tyler: You're not going to sleep with him, are you?

Laura Jackson: That's not your problem.

Woodrow Tyler: Good! Laura, I've got my hand on your butt. (Laura disconnects the line) Hold on! I've got someone on call waiting. (disconnects the line) Hello! Hello! (gets back on previous line) It was nobody! Anyways, I've got my hand on your butt and I'm squeezing.

Mr. Drysdale: Tyler, get your hand off my butt.

Woodrow Tyler: [Thinks he's still having phone sex with his girlfriend, Laura] I've got my hand on your butt, and I'm squeezing...

Milburne Drysdale: TYLER! Get your hand off my butt!