Woman Officer Quotes in Year of the Dragon (1985)

Stanley White: One last thing. The next cop that I hear about who's taking money in this precinct, I'm gonna personally bust him out. Are there any questions?

Woman Officer: What if it's a woman?

Stanley White: She better bend over!

Woman Officer: David, what is the date today?

David: [sighs] It's the Fourth of July.

Woman Officer: And what year?

David: [impatiently] 1978!

Detective Banks: [a beat] David... who is the President of the United States?

David: Duh. You need that for your paperwork?

Detective Banks: Mmm-hmm.

[long pause]

Detective Banks: Well?

David: It's Jimmy Carter!

David: [long, awkward pause as the Woman Officer and Detective Banks look at David, then at each other]