Woman at Party Quotes in Ghostbusters (1984)
Woman at Party Quotes:
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Woman at Party: [coming up to Louis during party] Do you have any Excedrin or extra-strength Tylenol?
Louis: [opening cabinet] Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice...
[takes platter back into living room]
Louis: Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though.
[walks up to a hapless guest, speaking confidentially]
Louis: I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a good time, Mark?
[heads across the room, greeting other guests]
Louis: How you doing? Why don't you have some of the brie, it's at room temperature!
[to the Tall Woman]
Louis: You think it's too warm in here for the brie?
Tall Woman at Party: [standing] Louis, I'm going home.
Louis: Aw, don't leave yet. Well, listen, maybe if we start dancing other people will join in!
Tall Woman at Party: [pauses] Okay!
[Louis and the Tall Woman begin disco dancing. Suddenly the doorbell rings]
Louis: Oh, don't move, I just gotta get the door.
[opens door, greeting guests]
Louis: Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.
[throws the guests' coats in the closet, oblivious that they hit the demon Vinz Clortho hiding there]
Louis: So they're okay! So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi?
[Vinz Clortho growls from inside the bedroom]
Louis: [grinning] Okay, who brought the dog?
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Woman at Party: [to Jess about marriage] Now do you want a clean-shaven boy like your sister, or a proper Sikh with full beard and turban?
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Woman at party: So he says 'I gotta go home on Sunday.' So I says 'Why do you got to?' So he says 'they always expect me home on Easter Sunday.' So I say, 'what do they expect you to do? Lay an egg?'"
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Lucy Van Patten Brodsky: Do you have kids?
Woman at Party: Yeah, but I'm not into parenting right now.
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Groucho: How about you and I passing out on the veranda; or would you rather pass out here?
Woman at Party: Sir, you have the advantage of me.
Groucho: Not yet I haven't, but wait till I get you outside.
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Woman at Party: You're pretty fresh, aren't you.
Indian at Party: That's my wife and I don't like the way you're acting around here.
Groucho: Well, if you don't like our country, why don't you go back where you came from.
Indian at Party: [Raises his tomahawk] Say, I oughta take that right in your scalp!
Groucho: Run for your life! The indians are coming! Put your scalp in your pocket.
[Grabs another male guest's toupee]
Groucho: Here! The Indians! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo...
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Woman at party: And there was Lyman, bleedin', sprawled in his favourite chair. You know, everyone knew our marriage was a disaster. If I'd so much as touched that gun, they'd have charged me with murder!
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woman at party: Do you think my husband would like a picture of me hanging above the fireplace?
Gabriel 'Gobby' Broome: I think your husband would like you hanging anywhere.
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Characters on Ghostbusters (1984)
- Dr. Raymond Stantz
- Walter Peck
- Dr. Peter Venkman
- Dr. Egon Spengler
- Winston Zeddemore
- Gozer
- Dana Barrett
- Janine Melnitz
- Louis
- Man at Elevator
- Librarian Alice
- Library Administrator
- Coachman
- Dr Ray Stantz
- Joe Franklin
- Policeman at Apartment
- Police Captain
- Male Student
- Female Student
- Tall Woman at Party
- Dean Yeager
- Archbishop
- Con Edison Man
- Chambermaid
- Larry King
- Casey Kasem
- Jail Guard
- Roger Grimsby
- Victorian Lady Ghost
- TV Reporter