Woman at Party Quotes in Ghostbusters (1984)

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Woman at Party Quotes:

  • Woman at Party: [coming up to Louis during party] Do you have any Excedrin or extra-strength Tylenol?

    Louis: [opening cabinet] Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice...

    [takes platter back into living room]

    Louis: Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though.

    [walks up to a hapless guest, speaking confidentially]

    Louis: I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a good time, Mark?

    [heads across the room, greeting other guests]

    Louis: How you doing? Why don't you have some of the brie, it's at room temperature!

    [to the Tall Woman]

    Louis: You think it's too warm in here for the brie?

    Tall Woman at Party: [standing] Louis, I'm going home.

    Louis: Aw, don't leave yet. Well, listen, maybe if we start dancing other people will join in!

    Tall Woman at Party: [pauses] Okay!

    [Louis and the Tall Woman begin disco dancing. Suddenly the doorbell rings]

    Louis: Oh, don't move, I just gotta get the door.

    [opens door, greeting guests]

    Louis: Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.

    [throws the guests' coats in the closet, oblivious that they hit the demon Vinz Clortho hiding there]

    Louis: So they're okay! So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi?

    [Vinz Clortho growls from inside the bedroom]

    Louis: [grinning] Okay, who brought the dog?

  • Woman at Party: [to Jess about marriage] Now do you want a clean-shaven boy like your sister, or a proper Sikh with full beard and turban?

  • Woman at party: So he says 'I gotta go home on Sunday.' So I says 'Why do you got to?' So he says 'they always expect me home on Easter Sunday.' So I say, 'what do they expect you to do? Lay an egg?'"

  • Lucy Van Patten Brodsky: Do you have kids?

    Woman at Party: Yeah, but I'm not into parenting right now.

  • Groucho: How about you and I passing out on the veranda; or would you rather pass out here?

    Woman at Party: Sir, you have the advantage of me.

    Groucho: Not yet I haven't, but wait till I get you outside.

  • Woman at Party: You're pretty fresh, aren't you.

    Indian at Party: That's my wife and I don't like the way you're acting around here.

    Groucho: Well, if you don't like our country, why don't you go back where you came from.

    Indian at Party: [Raises his tomahawk] Say, I oughta take that right in your scalp!

    Groucho: Run for your life! The indians are coming! Put your scalp in your pocket.

    [Grabs another male guest's toupee]

    Groucho: Here! The Indians! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo...

  • Woman at party: And there was Lyman, bleedin', sprawled in his favourite chair. You know, everyone knew our marriage was a disaster. If I'd so much as touched that gun, they'd have charged me with murder!

  • woman at party: Do you think my husband would like a picture of me hanging above the fireplace?

    Gabriel 'Gobby' Broome: I think your husband would like you hanging anywhere.

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