Woliger Quotes in Major Payne (1995)

Woliger: Achoo!

Major Payne: What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie?

Woliger: No, sir.

Major Payne: Then you hold it before I kick your ass back to Mayberry.

[Major Payne yells at Cadet Fox]

Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? You stupid? You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf?

Woliger: Actually, sir, he is deaf.

Major Payne: Oh, thank you now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line!

[back to Fox]

Major Payne: I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy?

Cadet Fox: Sir, yes sir!

Woliger: [Sees that Alex is putting on his dress blues] Where are you going?

Alex Stone: To the games. You guys better get ready - we gotta be there in an hour.

Woliger: Alex... we don't have a chance without Payne.

Alex Stone: Listen - Payne or no *Payne,* I'm gonna go out there and get that *stupid* trophy. We busted our asses off out there! Now, I didn't go through all that to come out empty handed.