Wolf Quotes in Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Wolf Boss: Spread out! Search everywhere!

Wolf: What about over there?

Wolf Boss: Is "there" a part of "everywhere"?

Wolf: Uh, I guess.

Wolf Boss: [shouts] Then search there!

Maugrim: [to Susan and Lucy] Please don't try to run. We're tired...

Wolf: ...And we'd prefer to kill you quickly.

[first lines]

Prince Charming: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp!

Wolf: What?

Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?

Wolf: NO!

Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she?

Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.

Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?

Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!

Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.

Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.

Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.

Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.

'Cookie' Wainwright: [passing out Christmas presents, reading the labels] 'For Pills, the Pharmacist's Mate, a mournful knell; he dropped his vitamins down the periscope well!'

[all hands laugh]

'Cookie' Wainwright: 'The new kid forward is wiser but sadder... since he stepped on the skipper coming down the ladder!'

Tommy Adams: Hey, I apologized!

[more laughter]

'Cookie' Wainwright: 'On Wolf's grave a wreath is laid, since he tangled his line with that chambermaid!'

[more laughter as Wolf opens his present]

Wolf: [pulling out a skimpy nightie] Aww, you shoulda had it filled!

'Cookie' Wainwright: 'All hands get ready to upchuck this dinner; with Cookie in the galley, we're gonna get thinner.'

[pauses amid the laughter, acting offended]

'Cookie' Wainwright: Now listen! If that ain't a new high for gratitude... Who practically mothers all the guys on this ship? I do. Who bends over a hot stove all day long for you guys? I do. Who's gonna get all the glory when you sink a Jap ship? You, that's who! Who's gonna get all the medals out of this war? You guys! And what am I gonna get? Nothin' but varicose veins, and dishwatered hands! Yeah!

Sparks: How come they picked you?

Wolf: I don't know. Strong arm, strong back, weak mind!

Tin Can: Congratulations, Wolf.

Wolf: On what?

Tin Can: It's been an hour since anything reminded you of a dame.

Wolf: [He and Tin Can have been forced to physically subdue Dakota, who's losing his grip during a particularly fierce depth-charging of the 'Copperfin'] Sorry I had to sock ya'.

Tin Can: It was either your chin, or the boat, Dakota. There was nothing else we could do. We gotta' take it. We can't win if we can't take it. Don't you know that?

Wolf: [During a particularly fierce depth-charging of the 'Copperfin'] I wonder how the invasion of Europe is getting along?

Wolf: I'm lookin' for a new punk!

Frank Morris: Good luck.

Wolf: You don't understand. I just found her!

Wolf: When I get out, you're dead!

Prison Guard: You might be dead before you get out.

Wolf: I'm Wolf. Where did they transfer you from?

Frank Morris: Atlanta.

Wolf: Nice town, Atlanta.

Frank Morris: I never saw it.

Wolf: [after getting hit in the groin] Ohh! They're so small anyways! From steroids!

Wolf: [after knocking out Will in Will's dream] AROOOOOH! You just got WOLFED!

[Will looks confused]

Wolf: That is my official trademark catchphrase that I got from the web! Let me tell you, there's still a lot of stuff to do out there. Lot of loops you gotta jump through. You gotta go on the INTERNET! You gotta go to some stupid ass website where you can register your catchphrase. I wanted BAM, but Emeril already took it.

Chad: Hey Wolf, is this my mark?

Wolf: Until you fucking change it.

Chad: Roll that motherfucking camera, Wolfie!

Wolf: Kiss my ass!

Chad: YEAH!

Wolf: Hey! That's my eye patch and I don't want anyone else wearing it. It's insanitary.