Witz Quotes in Slappy and the Stinkers (1998)

[the Stinkers are testing the "death chair"]

Lucy: Witz, you should be happy! You're gonna be the first kid ever to fly in a desk chair.

Witz: Did you say "die in a desk chair"?

[Mr. Brinway is being chased by the leaf blower]

Roy: Hit the deck, Mr. Brinway!

Witz: Look at that. Mr. Brinway runs just like Scooby-Doo.

[the Stinkers laugh]

Roy: Hop on, Mr Brinway! Hop on!

[Mr. Brinway leaps onto the the side of Roy's lawn mower]

Morgan Brinway: What is that thing?

Roy: I dunno, Mr. Brinway. But I think it's headed straight for your new Jag.

Morgan Brinway: [realizing that the leaf blower is heading straight for his new car] No, not the XJS!

Roy: Don't worry, Mr. Brinway!

Morgan Brinway: No, no!

[Roy accelerates the lawn mower by riding it like a motorcycle while popping a wheelie]

[Witz is in the bathroom with Slappy sitting on the toilet after Slappy eats a Z-Lax bar and drank an entire bottle of Medicine]

Witz: [to Slappy] See? This is what happens when you eat a whole bar of Z-Lax! It's not candy!