Winnie the Pooh Quotes in Piglet's Big Movie (2003)

[last lines]

Piglet: Pooh and Piglet Corner.

Winnie the Pooh: Yes, Piglet. It's the least we could do for a very small Piglet who's done such very big things. Thank you, Piglet.

Winnie the Pooh: I wish I had called it Pooh and Piglet Corner.

Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?

Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.

Winnie the Pooh: Tigger, are you ready for the hive yet?

Tigger: All I am is ready.

Winnie the Pooh: We'll build Eeyore a house of his own.

Piglet: That's a wonderful idea Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh: [from trailer] I've got to help Piglet!

Tigger: Thanks Donkey Boy!

Eeyore: Mmhm.

Rabbit: Thanks Eeyore.

Eeyore: Anytime.

Winnie the Pooh: Thank you Eeyore.

Eeyore: You're Welcome.

Winnie the Pooh: Eeyore. You got stunned out there?

Eeyore: Nope. I got stunned right there where i can keep an eye on it.

Winnie the Pooh: Is anybody at home?

[no answer]

Winnie the Pooh: What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"

Rabbit: No.

Winnie the Pooh: Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?

Rabbit: [hurriedly puts dishes away] Nobody!

Winnie the Pooh: Must be somebody there, because *somebody* must have said "Nobody."

Christopher Robin: Pooh, promise you won't forget me, ever?

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, I won't, Christopher, I promise.

Christopher Robin: Not even when I'm a hundred?

Winnie the Pooh: How old shall I be then?

Christopher Robin: Ninety-nine.

Christopher Robin: [chuckles] Silly old bear.

Tigger: Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best.

Winnie the Pooh: I was afraid of that.

Tigger: [gulps down a few handfuls] Oh, say.

[chuckles, then smacks]

Tigger: Yyyyyuck! Tiggers don't like honey!

Winnie the Pooh: But you said you that you liked...

Tigger: Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.

Winnie the Pooh: You mean elephants and weasels.

Tigger: That's what I said, heffalumps and woozles.

Winnie the Pooh: [after rolling in mud] There, now.

[giggles, then hops out of the mud puddle]

Winnie the Pooh: Isn't this a clever disguise?

Christopher Robin: What are you supposed to be?

Winnie the Pooh: [looking himself over] I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.

Christopher Robin: [giggles] Silly old bear.

Piglet: Pooh, for a bear of very little brain, you sure are a smart one.

Winnie the Pooh: Thank you, Piglet.

Rabbit: [to Pooh while hiding from Tigger in the forest] Shush!

Winnie the Pooh: I am shushed!

Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.

Owl, Kanga, Roo: Good morning, Pooh bear.

Eeyore: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

Winnie the Pooh: [in a sticky voice] I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit.

Rabbit: Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more.

Winnie the Pooh: [turns to leave then stops] *Is* there any more?

Rabbit: No, there isn't.

Winnie the Pooh: I thought not.

Winnie the Pooh: [tries to climb out the front door but is stuck] Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.

Rabbit: Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. Well, it all comes from eating too much.

Winnie the Pooh: It all comes from not having front doors big enough!

Winnie the Pooh: Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?

Gopher: Say, you ought to do sssomething about that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.

Winnie the Pooh: Happy "Winds-day", Piglet.

Piglet: [being blown away] Well... it isn't... very happy... f-for me.

Winnie the Pooh: Where are you going, Piglet?

Piglet: That's what I'm asking myself, where?

[the wind lifts him up]

Piglet: W-Whoops! P-P-P-Pooh!

Winnie the Pooh: [grabbing Piglet's scarf] And what do you think you will answer yourself?

Tigger: [looking at his reflection] Oh, hey, hey. Look, look, look. Oh, what a strange-looking creature. Mmm, look at those beady little eyes, and that "purrposterous" chin, and those "rickydickorous" striped py-jamas!

Winnie the Pooh: Looks like another tigger to me.

Tigger: Oh, no, it's not. I'm the only tigger.

[briefly giggles]

Tigger: Watch me scare the stripes off of this imposter.

[Tigger growls at his reflection; he scares himself, and hides under Pooh's table]

Tigger: Is-Is-Is... Is he gone?

Winnie the Pooh: All except the tail.

[Tigger tucks his tail]

Winnie the Pooh: He's gone.

Winnie the Pooh: [to his reflection] Oh, hello. Am I glad to see you. It's more friendly with two. Now, you go that way, and I'll go this way.

Winnie the Pooh: [walks away from mirror, then runs back] You didn't see anything, did you? Neither did I.

Winnie the Pooh: [to his reflection] Is it raining in there? It's raining out here, too.

Winnie the Pooh: The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.

Narrator: And so we come to the last chapter, in which Pooh and Christopher Robin go to the enchanted part of the forest, and we say goodbye.

Winnie the Pooh: Goodbye? Oh no, please. Can't we just go back to page one and start all over again?

Narrator: Sorry, Pooh, but all stories have an ending, you know.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.

Narrator: Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again.

Winnie the Pooh: Think, think, think.

Narrator: And the first person he thought of was...

Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh?

Narrator: No. Christopher Robin.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh.

Owl: Blast it all.

Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.

Owl: Eh, what's the charge?

Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.

Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.

Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.

Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...

Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.

Gopher: [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh.

Gopher: If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know.

Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.

Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.

Owl: Oh.

Kanga: Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.

Roo: Flowers.

Winnie the Pooh: Honeysuckle!

[Pooh tries to eat flowers]

Kanga: No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh.

Tigger: Hello, I'm Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh: You said that.

Tigger: Oh. Well, did I say I was hungry?

Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.

Tigger: Well, then I'll say it: I'm hungry.

Tigger: I "recoggonize" you. You're the one that's stuffed with fluff.

Winnie the Pooh: Yeah. And you're sitting on it.

Tigger: Yeah. And it's comfy, too!

Winnie the Pooh: Well, isn't that the Rabbit's voice?

Rabbit: [talking into a honey jar] I don't think so. It isn't meant to be.

Tigger: [Sitting on Pooh's stomach] And who are you?

Winnie the Pooh: I'm Pooh.

Tigger: Oh, Pooh.

[giggles]

Tigger: Sure! Uh - what's a pooh?

Winnie the Pooh: You're sitting on one.

Christopher Robin: Pooh, what's your favorite thing in the whole world?

Winnie the Pooh: My favorite thing is me coming to visit you, and then you ask, "How about a small smackeral of honey?"

Christopher Robin: I like that, too. But what I like most of all is just doing nothing.

Winnie the Pooh: How do you do just nothing?

Christopher Robin: Well, when grown-ups ask, "What are you going to do?" and you say, "Nothing," and then you go and do it.

Winnie the Pooh: I like that. Let's do it all the time.

Christopher Robin: You know something, Pooh? I'm not going to do just nothing anymore.

Winnie the Pooh: You mean, never again?

Christopher Robin: Well, not so much.

Winnie the Pooh: I sure like bouncing. Wasn't that fun, Piglet?

Piglet: Y-yes, but the best part is when it stops.

Narrator: Well, in the next chapter, there's a great deal of bouncing.

Piglet: There is? Oh. I-I have something I forgot to do today, and I shan't be able to do tomorrow, so I 'spose I have to go back and do it n-now. Good-bye, Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh: Good-bye, Piglet. Now, is the next chapter all about me?

Narrator: No, it's mostly about Tigger.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.

Narrator: But you're in it.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, good. What will I be doing?

Narrator: Well, Pooh, you'll be sitting in your Thoughtful Spot, thinking as usual.

Gopher: If I was you, I'd think about skedaddlin' out of here.

Winnie the Pooh: Why?

Gopher: 'Cause it's "Winds-day."

Owl: This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well.

Piglet: I'll remember this one, too.

Owl: It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.

Winnie the Pooh: [as Piglet shoves a honey pot into his face; muffled] Thank you, Piglet.

Owl: You see, her constant praticing so unnerved my aunt that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Oooooohhhhhh!

Winnie the Pooh: [opening his door] Hello, out there! Oh, I hope nobody answers.

Winnie the Pooh: Look, look, Piglet. There's something in that tree over there.

Piglet: Is it one of the f-f-fiercer animals?

Tigger: Halloo!

Winnie the Pooh: Yes. It's a "jagular."

Piglet: W-What do "jagulars" d-do, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, "jagulars" always call,

[drops Piglet]

Winnie the Pooh: "Halloo!" And when you look up, they drop on you.

Piglet: I'm looking *down*, P-P-Pooh.

Christopher Robin: You're next, Tigger. Jump!

Tigger: Er, jump? Tiggers don't jump, they bounce.

Winnie the Pooh: Then bounce down.

Tigger: Don't be "ridickorous"; Tiggers only bounce up!

Christopher Robin: You can climb down, Tigger.

Tigger: Ah, but tiggers can't climb down, uh, uh, because, uh... oh, oh their tails get in the way!

Rabbit: Hooray! That settles it. If he won't jump, and he can't climb down, then we'll just have to leave him up there forever!

[Gopher is about to give Pooh his pot of honey, even though Pooh is stuck in Rabbit's door, but Rabbit grabs it first]

Rabbit: No, no, no, no, no! Not one drop!

Winnie the Pooh: But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. I was just gonna taste it.

Rabbit: I'll taste it for you!

Narrator: And now, we come to the next chapter in which...

Winnie the Pooh: But I haven't finished yet.

Narrator: But Pooh, you're in the next chapter.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh. Well, what happens to me?

Narrator: Well, let's turn the page and find out.

Winnie the Pooh: Uh, R-Rabbit?

Rabbit: Yes?

Winnie the Pooh: Say, Rabbit, how would it be if as soon as we're outside of this old pit, we just try to find it again?

Rabbit: [baffled] What's the good of that?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, y'see, we keep looking for home, but we keep finding this pit, so I just thought that if we looked for this pit, we might find home.

Rabbit: Hm, I don't see much sense in that - if I walked away from this pit, then walked back to it - of course I shall find it! I'll prove it to you! Wait here!

[marches away]

Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin... I think the bees - S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.

Christopher Robin: Perhaps they think you're after their honey.

Winnie the Pooh: Well, it may be that. You never can tell with bees.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, stuff and fluff.

Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin, can you make a one-hero party into a two-hero party?

Christopher Robin: Of course we can, silly old bear.

[singing]

Winnie the Pooh: Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum / I am so rumbly in my tumbly.

Winnie the Pooh: [hits head] Ooh!

Winnie the Pooh: Time to munch an early luncheon / Hum de dum dum dum / Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree / If a Pooh flew like a bee / But I wouldn't be a bear then / So I guess I wouldn't care then / Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear / So I do care, so I climb there / I'm so rumbly in my tumbly / Time for something... for something...

Winnie the Pooh: [branch breaks] ... sweet! To eat!

Winnie the Pooh: [after the balloon he's flying on deflates] Oh, bother. I think I shall come down.

Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin you can never tell with bees.

Narrator: Now Pooh was not the sort to give up easily. When he put his mind to honey he stuck to it. Now honey rhymes with bunny and bunny rhymes with...

Winnie the Pooh: Rabbit? Yeah and i like Rabbit because he uses short easy words like how about lunch? And help yourself Pooh.

Tigger: Hello I'm Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh: Oh. You scared me.

Tigger: Yeah sure i did everyone's scared of Tiggers.

Tigger: Hello Pooh! I'm Tigger T i double guh err That spells Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh: Yeah i know. You've bounced me before.

Tigger: I did? Oh yeah i recogonize you. You're the one who's stuffed with fluff.

Winnie the Pooh: Yeah and your sitting on it.

Tigger: Yeah and it's comfy too. Well i gotta go now i got allot of bouncing to do. T.T.F.N Ta ta for now!

Owl: [Reciting the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...

Kanga: ...dress warmly...

Winnie The Pooh: ...eat well...

Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...

Eeyore: ...keep smiling...

Roo: We're always there for you.

Owl: Signed

Everyone: Your family.

Tigger: Hello I'm Tigger! That's T I double Guh Err. And that's me.

Winnie The Pooh: I know. You bounced me lots and lots of times.

Tigger: Yeah fun ain't it? Say you wanna go bouncing with me? On account of bouncing is what Tiggers do eh best. Ew.

Winnie The Pooh: Well i would go bouncing with you Tigger. Expect i must count all these honey pots to be sure i have enough for winter. Oh let me get that please. Bother!

Tigger: Yuck! Why do these Pooh Bears like this icky sticky stuff anyways? Well no time for goofing off i've got dolling to do. T.T.F.N Ta ta for now!

Rabbit: Your attention please! I have officially completed the plans.

Winnie The Pooh: What plans?

Rabbit: These plans! For removing this boulder and restoring to Eeyore his happy home.

Eeyore: No need to bother on my account.

Rabbit: All we need is a little team evert.

Tigger: Now that's out of the way who's ready for some bouncing?

Rabbit: What is it with you and bouncing? Just look at my rock remover! Everything's ruined and all you can think about is bouncing!

Tigger: But that's what Tiggers do best.

Eeyore: Exactly. Unlike us.

Kanga: I'm afraid he's right dear.

Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...

Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.

Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.

[first lines]

Winnie the Pooh: [narrating] This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon. But it had been so nice and summery in the Hundred Acre Wood and the sunshine was as warm as a blanket. And the streams were gurgling happily. As - as happily as a tumbly full of honey, hoo, which is very happy. But all that changed when... the stranger came.

[sound of heffalump trumpeting]

[last lines]

Winnie the Pooh: [narrating] You know, we never really did capture a heffalump that day. It was more like... like Lumpy captured all of us.

Winnie the Pooh: [at Tigger's door] Ho, ho - ho?

Tigger: [closing the door] Gasp! Sandy Claws!

[opens the door again, then closes it]

Tigger: Yep.

[chuckles briefly]

Tigger: That's him! Though I always thought he was taller.

Winnie the Pooh: Um, it's awfully cold out here in the cold - if I could come in?

Tigger: [opening the door a third time, then closing it] Why sure, you - HEY, wait a minute! Isn't Sandy Claws supposed to come down the chimaney?

Winnie the Pooh: [looking up to Tigger's roof] Ohhh - ho, ho, ho... bother!

Winnie the Pooh: Hello, Rabbit. Your honey invited me in.

Winnie the Pooh: [Pooh is pretending to be Santa, talking to his reindeer, which is really Piglet] On Lawn Chair, on Badminton! Up, up, and away!

Winnie the Pooh: [after he goes personally to take the letter to Santa but the wind blows it away] Please come back! I'm supposed to take you to Santa!