Wilma Northrup Quotes in Creepshow (1982)

Wilma Northrup: I mean, some of these so-called academics make the shark in "Jaws" look like fuckin' Flipper!

Wilma Northrup: You know what Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends... and SHIT for BRAINS!

Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry - can't you do anything right?

Henry Northrup: Huh?

Wilma Northrup: 'Huh?' That's what I figured. 'HUH?' That's just what I'd expect from you! I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!

Henry Northrup: [sheepishly] Oh, I - I'm sorry...

Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry, you are such a little kid! I swear to God you are! I mean were would you be without me to take care of you?

Wilma Northrup: Now get out of my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings!

[repeated line]

Wilma Northrup: Just call me Billie, everyone does.

Wilma Northrup: What are you doing creeping around down there? Where's Dex? What kind of a mess has he gotten himself into?

Henry Northrup: Well, it's easier if I just show you, I think. Come on down.

Wilma Northrup: [grabbing Charlie Gereson's smashed glasses] What's this?

Henry Northrup: Oh, I found them on the...

Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry. Did he beat her?

Henry Northrup: Well...

Wilma Northrup: How bad is she? Is she conscious?

Henry Northrup: [begins laughing] It's easier if your just see for yourself, Wilma.

Wilma Northrup: What are you laughing about? Your best friend gets in a scrape with a girl and you're laughing?

Henry Northrup: [continues laughing] But there's a funny side to it, Wilma! Wait'll you see! You'll think so yourself!

Wilma Northrup: You're hysterical, Henry. That's just what I would've expected.

Henry Northrup: [stops laughing, turns deadly serious] No, I don't think you'll expect this, Wilma. No, this is going to be an entirely new experience.