Willy Quotes in Cyborg (1989)

+1
Share
Pin
Like
Send
Share

Willy Quotes:

  • Willy: Go to hell!

    Fender Tremolo: Been there.

  • Willy: It's quiet.

    Joe: TOO quiet.

    [a cat meows]

  • Willy: Listen, Snow White. Me and you gonna tangle, sooner or later. Did you hear what I say?

    John Shaft: Why don't you stop playing with yourself, Willy? You ain't gonna do SHIT!

  • Willy: That's some cold shit, throwing my man Leroy out the window. Just picked my man up and threw him out the Goddamn window.

  • Willy: Got to see if you're clean before you can see the Man.

    John Shaft: [laugh] Better get yourself six more helpers then, Willy.

    Willy: That's how it's done.

    John Shaft: Who searches you?

    Willy: Nobody.

    John Shaft: Then get the same cat to search us.

  • Norwood: Synchronize your watches. Ten o'clock.

    Willy: Ten-thirty.

    Simms: One minute to nine.

    Norwood: Close enough.

  • Willy: Women, man.

    Simms: Sometimes you gotta kill 'em.

    Norwood: Who, the women?

    Simms: No, their husbands.

  • Shaft: What are you buzzards doing here?

    Bumpy Jonas: Well, well. Ha. We go to a lot of funerals, Shaft, Willy and me. One day, we'll drop in on yours.

    Willy: Real soon.

    Shaft: You're not invited.

  • Shaft: [after beating two men unconscious] Let's get the hell outta here.

    Willy: You gonna leave him like that? A man can fall out the window, you know. And him, too.

    Shaft: Man, don't you know we already got enough shit on the sidewalk?

  • Willy: What round did you go out in, man? You ain't pretty as you used to be.

    Shaft: You better see a plastic surgeon about your condition.

    Willy: What condition?

    Shaft: Your mouth is too close to your asshole.

  • Willy: What are they doing?

    Shaft: They've already done it. Now, it's our turn.

  • Mr. T: What's happenin', Willy?

    Willy: Don't ask. Also don't have daughters who marry schmuck husbands.

  • Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!

    Willy: That's actually the sewer line.

  • Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?

  • Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?

    Edward: Uh-huh.

    Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

  • Russell: Wait a minute! I know how to get up there. We'll use Cornelius' Flapper-Wing-A-Ma-Thing.

    Edgar: Russell, good thinking! We'll FLY to the top of the cliff!

    Willy: You don't really mean "fly"?

    Waggs: You heard 'em, Willy. They'll flap their little paws & fly like birdies.

    [laughing]

  • Willy: Gosh, I hope I didn't hurt you.

    Abigail: Me? No, I'm fine.

    Willy: You're not from around here, are you?

    Abigail: [shakes her head no]

  • Willy: Maya, not so fast! I forgot to tell you the most important bee saying of all: "You should always wait for Willy!"

  • Willy: What is she doin'?

    Joey: Oh, my God. She's prayin'.

    Delores: Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They're only doin' what Vince told 'em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! So he's called upon these 2 men to take care of his business! So I want you to forgive them, Lord. Espectum, espertum, cacoomb, toutu, eplubium. Amen!

    WillyJoey: Amen.

    [Delores whacks them in their crotches and darts off]

  • Vince: Is it done?

    Willy: Not completely.

    Vince: What do you mean?

    Joey: Vince, we can't waste a nun.

    Vince: What are you two nuts talking about? It's Delores, in a costume.

    Willy: How do you know she didn't sign up and become one of them when she was there? Things like this happen.

    Vince: [frustrated sigh] Because I know this woman. In the biblical sense and she ain't no nun.

  • Vince: [refuses to shoot Delores] Joey, do it.

    Joey: I can't, Vince. She's still a nun.

    Vince: She's a broad. Y'got it? Just a broad!

    Reverend Mother: I guarantee you she is no broad! She is Sister Mary Clarence of St. Katherine's Convent. She's a model of generosity, virtue, and love! You have my word for it, gentlemen, she is a nun!

    Willy: Ya hear that? Now, aren't you glad we didn't shoot her?

  • Willy: I don't feel comfortable taking my shirt off in public.

  • Willy: Where are you going?

    Cameron: I need some air!

    Willy: It's an outdoor pool.

  • Willy: Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?

    Brandy Klark: I probably would have swallowed.

  • Willy: Look, it's the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

  • Brandy Klark: Haha, very Caddyshack of you.

    Willy: What does she mean by Caddyshack?

  • Willy: Do you want to talk about it? A barman's cheaper than a shrink.

    Kim: A beer's cheaper than a barman.

    Willy: I'm pretty cheap.

    Willy: Beer doesn't talk back either.

  • Willy: I always tell the mountains my problems.

    Willy: They are a good listener.

  • [after shooting one of his friends]

    Regina Belmont: You're crazy!

    Willy: I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck.

  • Willy: If bachlorette number one isn't out here in half a tick, I'm gonna ice bachlorette number two, got it?

  • Willy: You wouldn't believe what we want from you. In your worst nightmare, you wouldn't believe. Let's play a game, it's called scary noises.

  • Willy: What the hell you need ball bearings for?

    Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.

    [leans arm on hot engine part]

    Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

  • Jack Stanfield: [Jack arrives home] Where are they?

    Bill Cox: Through here.

    Jack Stanfield: [Jack sees family tied up] Jesus. What is this?

    Andy Stanfield: Daddy!

    Jack Stanfield: Why have you done this for god's sake?

    [removes tape from their mouths]

    Jack Stanfield: They're children.

    Bill Cox: [Referring to why the family has tape over their mouths] I said if they were trouble. Were they trouble?

    Vel: They were noisy.

    Willy: Yes. We made an executive decision.

    Bill Cox: You are a criminal, Willy, not an executive.

    Willy: Yeah, but I thought you said if...

    Bill Cox: Shut up, Willy.

    Andy Stanfield: Daddy.

    Jack Stanfield: I wanna know what you want. And I wanna know now.

    Bill Cox: Beth, I am sorry about all of this. I... I am, but well, there we are. Uh. I need you to talk to your husband. He listens to you. I need you to make him understand that if he doesn't do exactly as I ask, I will kill you and your two children. But if you can make him listen Beth, if you can make him do what I want, you'll all walk away from this unpleasantness, unscathed. Not because I'm a nice man, simply because there'll be no reason for me to hurt you. Make sense? Can I rely on your cooperation?

    Jack Stanfield: Just tell him yes.

    Beth Stanfield: Yes.

    Bill Cox: Sarah?

    Sarah Stanfield: Fine.

    Bill Cox: And you big fella?

    Andy Stanfield: Maybe.

    Beth Stanfield: [warningly] Andy.

    Bill Cox: No, it's all right. It's honest.

  • Bill Cox: So, Willy, what happened today? How did Jack manage to handle the pen?

    Willy: I'm not exactly sure. I mean everything seemed to be going fine until...

    Bill Cox: Willy, I told you to watch him.

    Willy: Yeah, I was watching him. Everything seemed to be going cool and all of a sudden...

    Bill Cox: Willy, how can I expect Jack to do as he's told if you don't?

    Willy: Yeah, I'm sorry. I made a mistake.

    Bill Cox: Well, we all make mistakes, Willy. Just not as many as you.

    Willy: Hey, I said I was sorry!

    Bill Cox: All right... Ok, you're sorry. Watch them.

    Bill Cox: [as Willy turns to watch Jack and Beth, Bill walks up to Willy and shoots him in the back, killing him; To Jack and Beth] Get out.

    Bill Cox: [as Jack and Beth leave the room, Pim enters the room and asks what happened; To Pim] Clean up this mess.

  • Willy: Come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove That hills and valleys, dale and field, And all the craggy mountains yield.

    Bikini: That was smashing Willy, smashing!

  • Willy: [to the delirious Gus] There's Rosie! She's waiting for you!

    [Willy pushes Gus overboard]

  • Willy: [fixing her diamond bracelet] Looks like bits of ice.

    Connie Porter: I wish they were.

    Willy: They're really nothing but a few pieces of carbon crystallized under high pressure at great heat.

    Connie Porter: Quite so, if you want to be scientific about it.

    Willy: I'm a great believer in science.

    Connie Porter: Like tears, for instance. They're nothing but H2O with a trace of sodium chloride.

  • Gus Smith: [sees someone in the water with the hands on the side of the lifeboat] Hey, look. Another customer.

    [lifeboat passengers pull him aboard]

    Charles D. 'Ritt' Rittenhouse: Where did he come from?

    Connie Porter: Is he a crew member?

    John Kovac: I never saw him before.

    George 'Joe' Spencer: Not off our boat.

    Willy: [he speaks] Danke schoen.

  • Fuzzy: What do you think happens when we die?

    Willy: We get to have sex again.

  • Willy: Good bye carreer!

  • Alfie: You're new, huh? Where ya from?

    Willy: From?

    Alfie: From...

    Willy: Russia.

    Alfie: Russia?

    Willy: Maine.

    Alfie: Maine? Maine or Russia?

    Willy: I mean it's in Maine... Russia, Maine. It's a kind of a small place in the south-west-north-eastern part of the state, way back there.

  • Stephanie: Remember, we are building towards whole expressions here. Expressions ending in...

    [holds up a sign with the word "IT!"]

    Willy: It... um... pull it... beat it... screw it... eat it... suck it... and sit on it!

    Stephanie: Very good!

    Willy: Thank you.

  • McFee: Some girl got herself killed on the Limited. Found her on the rear platform. Nail file, like that. Right through the heart.

    Barney: Somebody do her in?

    Willy: They weren't cleanin' her nails.

  • Willy: Any more news about the gal who had her heart manicured?

  • Willy: The well!

  • Willy: I... I just went to get the gun, trying to show you how to put a bullet in the chamber. See that? I got him right between the eyes! Just like I said... Right between the eyes! Damn... You see that Ally? Right betw... right between the eyes! Just like I said. Between... between the eyes. Got him... I got him, right between the eyes Ally! I got the fucker right between the eyes. Right between the eyes Ally. Just like I said... Right between the eyes!

  • Willy: Are you the shower curtain people?

  • Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your fucking sister.

    Willy: Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.

  • Willy: Is everything all right?

    Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.

  • Record Producer: [In studio during take, interrupts] This wasn't so bad fellas, But if you could make it sound more modern, It'll be nice.

    Willy: Fucking hell! We do authentic! That's our style!

Browse more character quotes from Cyborg (1989)

+1
Share
Pin
Like
Send
Share

Characters on Cyborg (1989)