Willis Quotes in Digimon: The Movie (2000)

[Chocomon is juggling the other Digimon]

Willis: This is my fault.

Davis: Why? Are you the one who taught him how to juggle?

Willis: Davis, you're a baby!

Davis: Who're you calling a baby, you baby?

[he looks down at himself]

Davis: Ah! I'm a baby! Look!

[Terriermon has just digivolved for the first time into Gargomon]

Willis: Huh? He has pants now!

Davis: [after hearing Willis' emotional story, he breaks down in tears] That's the saddest story I ever heard!

Willis: I'm the one with the problem, not you. Get over it.

Davis: [suddenly smiles] Okay!

Willis: [voiceover] Grandma says John is a bad influence on me.

John: Willis. I need your grandma's car. I been drinking Robitussin all day and I'm pretty sure I can drive it with my penis.

Willis: Grandma says you can't use her car anymore unless she's in it. She doesn't like where you leave the radio tuned.

John: Box 'er old bones up then, let's go. I needs mo' 'Tussin.

Hutch: Hey, there he is.

Willis: How's life at the clink treating you?

Hutch: Not great. I got this new tight-assed partner they stuck me with, but hopefully it won't last too long.

Willis: So, you got that $20 you owe me?

Hutch: 20? Willis, I thought it was 5!

Willis: Hutch, that was my grandmother's birthday money.

Hutch: Come on, ease up, I just told you things aren't going great for me down at the precinct, you know, just back off a little. Can I get it to you on Thursday?

Willis: No later than Thursday.

Hutch: No later than Thursday.

Hutch: Willis, I'd like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.

Starsky: Hi Willis.

Willis: [to Hutch] Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?

Hutch: Just shake his hand.

Willis: Can I keep one of her tits?