William Lightbody Quotes in The Road to Wellville (1994)
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William Lightbody Quotes:
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William Lightbody: Oh, no, no, I can't eat fifteen gallons of yoghurt.
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: Oh, it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody.
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William Lightbody: You were masturbating!
Dr. Lionel Badger: I was not! I was massaging my colon!
William Lightbody: Massaging your colon! I know where the colon is and it doesn't stick up in the air!
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Waiter: What would you like for dinner?
William Lightbody: Toast.
Waiter: And how would you like that, sir?
William Lightbody: Toasted.
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William Lightbody: They're dead! They've been electrocuted!
Endymion Hart-Jones: Rather a severe cure for flatulence, I do admit.
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