Willam Black Quotes in Clerks (1994)
Willam Black Quotes:
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Olaf Oleeson: My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER!
Willam Black: That's beautiful, man!
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Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
-- Willam Black -
Willam Black: Brenda?
Rene: [hitting him] DICK!
-- Willam Black -
Stan Lee: [passes by magic eye picture stops] Oh, a sailboat.
[Pats William on the back and walks off]
Willam Black: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
[Runs and kicks the picture over]
-- Willam Black -
Willam Black: When Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?
-- Willam Black -
[subtitle, "William eventually saw the sailboat."]
Willam Black: Yeah?
-- Willam Black -
Willam Black: [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] That's beautiful, man.
-- Willam Black
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Characters on Clerks (1994)
- Indecisive Video Customer
- Randal Graves
- Dante Hicks
- Customer with Diapers
- Blue Collar Man
- Veronica Loughran
- Caged Animal Masturbator
- Olaf Oleeson
- Tabloid Reading Customer
- Cat Admiring Bitter Customer
- Bed Wetting Dad
- Video Confusion Customer
- Low I.Q. Video Customer
- Cold Coffee Lover
- Candy Confusion Customer
- Hubcap Searching Customer
- Caitlin Bree
- Burner Looking for Weed
- Chewlies Gum Rep
- Angry Smoking Crowd
- Woolen Cap Smoker
- Smoker #1
- Smoker #2
- Sign Outside Quick Stop
- Sanford
- #812 Wynarski
- Offended Customer
- Dental School Video Customer