Willa Weston Quotes in Fierce Creatures (1997)

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Willa Weston Quotes:

  • Vince McCain: You mean he's dead?

    Willa Weston: [sombre] Yes.

    Vince McCain: And he's not coming back?

    Rollo Lee: [sombre] No. I'm sorry.

    [Vince leans his head against the wall, as though grieving, then tilts back his head and everyone sees him laughing]

    Vince McCain: I'm so happy!

    [to Rod's corpse]

    Vince McCain: You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!

    [punching it]

    Vince McCain: You big-fat-bastard! YES!

  • Willa Weston: You really don't like animals, do you?

    Vince McCain: No, it's not that I don't like them, I just don't see the point. I remember, when I was five, my mother got me this... dog. Pft. I just didn't *get* it. I suppose I had nothing I needed fetched. So I sold him.

    Willa Weston: How sad.

    Vince McCain: Oh, he got over it.

  • Rollo Lee: About some of these sponsorship ideas.

    Willa Weston: Mmm?

    Rollo Lee: I, I wonder if you and your fiancé don't, don't feel that... some, some of them are...

    Willa Weston: [interrupting] Fiancé? Vince? No, no. No, no, we're not together.

    Rollo Lee: Ohh, good.

    Willa Weston: "Good"?

    Rollo Lee: Good. - I mean, I know we're not making 20% yet, but, but some of the marketing devices are a bit... a bit... crude?

    Willa Weston: Yes.

    Rollo Lee: Good. Because, you know, the, the keepers and, um, and I were...

    Willa Weston: [looking into the lemur cage, while removing her jacket to expose a skimpy dress] Oh, look at that. *Aren't* they *gorgeous*? Oh, they just make you want to *fondle* them...

    Rollo Lee: Oh yes. Yes, yes, uh, yes, I see what you mean. Yes.

    Willa Weston: Is this one your favorite?

    Rollo Lee: Yes, yes, I like him breast of... uh, best, ahem, of all the... the small mammaries. Mammals. (Sorry.) Ahem. Yes, his, his name's, uh, Rollo, actually.

    Willa Weston: Really.

    Rollo Lee: Hm. Yes, so I, I sort of feed him some little special tits-bits. Tits. Tid, tid, sorry, tidbits. (Keep making boobs.) Anyway, he just... loves his nuts.

    Willa Weston: [slowly] Does he? Hmm. And is, uh, Rollo very sexually active?

    Rollo Lee: Well, he, he doesn't have a, a partner at the moment. You, you know, if he, if he had one...

    Willa Weston: One?

    Rollo Lee: Hm?

    Willa Weston: I mean, just one? He wouldn't get bored, or...? I mean... you had two... in your cage the other day.

    Rollo Lee: Oh, yes, huh. I mean, um, some of those, some of those sponsorship gimmicks are a bit sexcessive... exsexi... sexiss...

    Willa Weston: Excessive.

    Rollo Lee: That's it, sorry. Freudian slit. Slut. Slot.

  • Willa Weston: For one thing, he loves animals.

    Vince: Oh, he doesn't just love 'em.

  • Willa Weston: I love this zoo.

    Rollo Lee: I love zoo too.

  • Willa Weston: What are you doing?

    Vince McCain: I'm freezing him.

    Willa Weston: Why?

    Vince McCain: He's gotta be cryogenically frozen until they find a cure.

    Willa Weston: Yeah, a cure? Vince, he has a bullet in the brain.

    Vince McCain: Well, get more ice.

    Willa Weston: Vince, there is no cure for a bullet in the brain. It is very fatal.

  • Willa Weston: Why do you work for us, Rollo?

    Rollo Lee: Cowardice?

  • Willa Weston: What about the quality of the experience?

    Vince McCain: No, Rod says quality has never worked for him.

    Willa Weston: Right! Everything he touches gets tackier.

    Vince McCain: Well, that's the price of success.

  • Willa Weston: You know what you are? You're pronoid.

    Vince McCain: "Pronoid"?

    Willa Weston: Mm-hmm. It means that contrary to all the available evidence, you actually think that people like you. Your perception of life is that it's one long benefit dinner in *your* honor with everybody cheering *you* on and wanting *you* to win everything. You think you're the prince, Vince.

  • [Vince opens the door and leans halfway into Willa's office]

    Vince McCain: Willa, can I ask you a question?

    Willa Weston: Sure.

    Vince McCain: Those breasts real?

    Willa Weston: Yes.

    Vince McCain: [Closes door, but we hear him through it] Yippee.

    [Reopens door and comes in]

    Vince McCain: You know, Willa, uh, you better be careful dressed like that around here. People will think you're sleeping your way to the top.

    Willa Weston: Just as long as they don't think I'm sleeping my way to the middle.

  • [She wants him to think they'll have sex - eventually]

    Willa Weston: I think it's too soon.

    Vince McCain: Why?

    Willa Weston: Because what we have is special.

    Vince McCain: No it isn't.

  • Willa Weston: He reminds me of my father.

    Vince McCaine: Was your father ugly?

  • Willa Weston: [looking at the will] It's short!

    Rollo Lee: Yes - the simpler it is, the more watertight!

  • Willa Weston: Vince, tell me about the sponsorships.

    Vince McCain: What sponsorships?

    Willa Weston: The ones you told Rod about.

    Vince McCain: I made them up.

    Willa Weston: Vince, I...

    [She turns around, seeing Vince with his shirt off]

    Willa Weston: What are you doing?

    Vince McCain: [He turns around] Getting undressed

    [his pants drop]

    Vince McCain: For sex. I thought you were in the bedroom.

    Willa Weston: I was getting this dinner.

    Vince McCain: Oh, okay. You want to eat first?

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