Will McKenzie Quotes in The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)

Will McKenzie: So smelling like an industrial accident in a Lynx factory and looking like the world's shittest boyband, we hit the town.

Will McKenzie: I like football, but I don't like Burnley. Burnley can f*ck off.

[from trailer]

Will McKenzie: First stop the Minoan palace in Knossos.

Jay Cartwright: We haven't come half way round the world to look at some fucking Greek ruins.

Neil Sutherland: Yeah you can see that shit anywhere.

[from trailer]

Will McKenzie: Jay slept in an Ant's nest.

Jay Cartwright: Oh... The pain.

Will McKenzie: That's it! Neil, you're right. It may not be paradise, but it's time we started enjoying this place for what it is.

Simon Cooper: A shithole?

Will McKenzie: Yes, but it's our shithole! So I say, we get out there, and get royally fucked up on Jay's dead grandad's money!

Will McKenzie: [Narrating] Jay and Neil never told us how close they came to Fernando's cock. But they did say they could smell it. And they were still having more fun than us.

[from trailer]

Will McKenzie: I've lost my glasses!

Will McKenzie: Playing the guitar badly, wearing beads, talking about 'one love' and pretending you are friends with Central American villagers - who, by the way, despise you - before heading back to your parents five-bedroomed house in Surrey, doesn't make you a spiritual person, it makes you a bell-end.

Ben: I think you're right about his song, Katie.

Will McKenzie: Oh, fuck off, Ben! You don't believe in 'song lines' any more than I do. It's just a way for you to seem interesting to girls because deep down you know you're boring and pretentious like your stupid fucking dreadlocks. Which, by the way, always look embarrassing on white people. They're not countercultural, they actually scream 'Oh, I've got a trust fund!' so get a normal haircut, you unbearable prick.

Will McKenzie: Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.

Neil Sutherland: There's something I always wanted to know too.

Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright: What is it?

Neil Sutherland: How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?

Will McKenzie: Please don't let this be my last thought.

Neil Sutherland: Because I never found out.

Will McKenzie: Chasing a girl around Australia isn't romantic, it's extreme stalking.