Wilf Bond Quotes in Quartet (2012)

Wilf Bond: When you're finished being a croquet expert, Nigel, a pound I'll kick your arse.

Nigel: The way you play you probably will. You forget I saw your Barber of Seville, your singing brought tears to y ears.

Wilf Bond: Saw you in Carmen. I'll never forget it, but I'll try.

Wilf Bond: I read somewhere that the average man thinks of sex every seven seconds.

Reginald Paget: Do you?

Wilf Bond: I wish, it was only every seven seconds.