Wilbur Hoolick Quotes in You're Never Too Young (1955)

Wilbur Hoolick: [Imitating a French barber] Eef you lay one... If you lay un hand on me, you know whatI will do?

Noonan: [Nastily] What?

Wilbur Hoolick: I'll bleed! Au revoir.

Bob Miles: Whu don't you straighten up?

Wilbur Hoolick: Oh, I am straightened up. It's just that my shoulders are stupid.

Mrs. Ella Brennan: [as Noonan, masquerading as Wilbur's father, takes his "son" out of school] Take good care of him.

Noonan: [With irony] Oh, he'll be taken care of.

Wilbur Hoolick: [after Noonan starts to strangle him] I don't want to go.

Mrs. Ella Brennan: Why, Wilbur?

Noonan: Yes, tell her why.

Wilbur Hoolick: Well, because, you see, I'm not really a little...

Wilbur Hoolick: [He realizes he cannot reveal the truth] I like it here. I want to go to school here.

Mrs. Ella Brennan: This is a girls' school!

Wilbur Hoolick: That's why I like it here.