Wiglaf Quotes in Beowulf (2007)

Wiglaf: [stabbing at Grendels crotch] I swear, the bastard has no pintel!

[last lines]

Wiglaf: He was the bravest of us. He was the prince of all warriors. His name will live forever.

Wealthow: His song shall be sung forever.

Beowulf: How many monsters must I slay? Grendel's mother, father, Grende's uncle? Must I hack down a whole family tree of demons?

King Hrothgar: She is the last of them. Whith her gone, demonkind will slip back into the darkness from whence it came.

Wiglaf: And where it belongs.

Beowulf: And the mother's mate? Where is Grendel's father?

King Hrothgar: Grendel's father can do no harm to man.

Wiglaf: Do you want me to go in with you?

[Beowulf and Wiglaf look at each other]

Wiglaf: Good.

Beowulf: They say you have a monster here. They say your lands are cursed.

Soldier: Is that what they say?

Wiglaf: Bards sing of Hrothgar's shame from the frozen north to the shores of Vinland.

Soldier: There's no shame to be accursed by demons.

Beowulf: I am Beowulf and I'm here to kill your monster.

Wiglaf: Let's get you to a healer.

Beowulf: Not this time, old friend.

Wiglaf: You are Beowulf. A little thing like this isn't going to finish you off.

Beowulf: Great friend, There is something you should know.

Wiglaf: Nay! There is nothing I should know. You are Beowulf. Beowulf the mighty, the hero! The slayer and destroyer of demons! Now let us kill this flying devil where it sleeps and get on with our bloody lives!

Wiglaf: Your legend is known from the high seas and the snow barriers to the Great Island Kingdom - you are the Monster Slayer.

Beowulf: We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf - the Christ God has killed it, leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs, fear, and shame.

Wiglaf: [seeing the bodies of Beowulf's thanes in the mead hall] In the name of Odin! Is Grendel not dead? Has he grown his arm anew?

Beowulf: This is not battle, Wiglaf. This is slaughter.

Wiglaf: The Frisians want to make themselves heroes, my lord. They want the bards to sing of their deeds.

Beowulf: It's going to be a short song.

Beowulf: And you mighty Wiglaf, are you still with me?

Wiglaf: To the end.

Wiglaf: Heave! Heave! Heave! Heave! Beowulf. Hold fast.

Beowulf: No.

Soldier: Who are you? From your dress, you are warriors. Speak! Why should I not run you though right now?

Beowulf: We are Geats. I am Beowulf, son of Edgethow. We come seeking your Prince Hrothgar in friendship.

Wiglaf: [seeing the dragon for the first time] Odin's swifan balls!

Wiglaf: Hondshew, make me feel you're pretending to listen to me. It's only been five days since you waved your wife goodbye.

Hondshew: Five days? In the name of Odin, no wonder my loins are burning!