Wife Quotes in Gojira, Mosura, Kingu Gidorâ: Daikaijû sôkôgeki (2001)

[Baragon is approaching in the distance]

Husband: It's the red Godzilla.

Wife: He may be frightening, but he's cute.

Husband: Quick, take a picture before we run.

Wife: [she throws two pistol cartridges on the table] That's all we have left. I should have done it a long time ago. I should've done it when we had more bullets. I don't know why I listened to you. They're gonna catch up with us and they're going to kill us. They're gonna rape me, and then they're gonna rape your son and they're gonna kill us and eat us.

The Man: Whatever it takes...

Wife: Stop it.

The Man: I told you...

Wife: Stop it!

The Man: I will do anything. Anything.

Wife: Like what? Hmmm? I don't even know why I ask you. I should just go ahead and empty every goddamn bullet into my brain and leave you with nothing. That's what I should do.

The Man: Please don't talk like that.

[both turn and look at the boy who's playing in the next room]

Wife: You're right. There's nothing left to talk about. My heart was ripped out of me the night he was born.

The Man: We have to. We will survive this. We are not gonna quit. We're not gonna quit.

Wife: I don't want to just survive. Don't you get it? I don't wanna. Why won't you let me take him with me?

[Man reaches for the pistol, but she grabs it]

Wife: Don't touch it. I would take him with me if it weren't for you. You know that.

The Man: Listen to yourself. You sound... crazy.

Wife: [Wife pushes the pistol back across table to him] Other families are doing it.

Wife: My heart was ripped out of me the night he was born.

[first lines]

Wife: What's happening? Why are you taking a bath?

The Man: I'm not.

[from trailer]

The Man: Everything depends on reaching the coast. I told you I would do whatever it takes.

Wife: Like what? Like what?

[from trailer]

Wife: They're gonna catch up with us. They're gonna catch up with us and they are going to kill us.

Mrs. Big Nose: [a crowd is listening to Jesus speak] Don't pick your nose!

Mr. Big Nose: I wasn't pickin' my nose! I was scratchin' it!

Mrs. Big Nose: You was pickin' it, while you was talkin' to that lady!

Mr. Big Nose: I wasn't!

Mrs. Big Nose: Leave it alone! Give it a rest!

Stan: Do you mind? I can't 'ear a word he's sayin'!

Mrs. Big Nose: Don't you 'Do you mind' me! I was talkin' to my 'usband!

Stan: Well, go and talk to 'im somewhere else! I can't 'ear a bloody thing!

Mr. Big Nose: Don't you swear at my wife!

Stan: I was only askin' 'er to shut up, so we can 'ear what he's sayin', 'Big Nose'.

Mrs. Big Nose: Don't you call my 'usband 'Big Nose'!

Stan: Well, he 'as got a big nose!

Man #1: [trying to hear Jesus] Would you be quiet, please. What was that?

Stan: I don't know; I was too busy talkin' to 'Big Nose'.

Man #2: I think it was: 'Blessed are the cheese-makers'!

Wife: What's so special about the cheese-makers?

Husband: Well, obviously, it's not meant to be taken literally - it refers to any manufacturer of... dairy products.

Stan: See? If you 'adn't been goin' on, we'd 'ave 'eard that, 'Big Nose'!

Mr. Big Nose: Say that once more - I'll smash your bloody face in!

Stan: Better keep listening; might be a bit about 'Blessed are the Big Noses'.

Brian: Lay off him!

Stan: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face... Where are you two from? 'Nose City'?

Mr. Big Nose: One more time, mate! I'll take you to the fuckin' cleaners!

Mrs. Big Nose: Language! And don't pick your nose!

Wife: I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger!

Husband: I will. Baby, you can't taste racism!

Randal Graves: What racism, "porch monkeys?"

Husband: Remember, you saved. You don't use that kinda language.

Wife: Ain't nobody from my church in here.

Wife: Did he say 'cock stain'? What the fuck is cock stain?

Husband: I don't know. That's some white freaky stuff. White boys get white women to do everything. You wanna do a cock stain?

Man: All right. You want five hundred bucks?

Ted the Bellhop: Sure.

Man: [thinks for a bit] How about three?

Ted the Bellhop: Three hundred dollars?

Man: Yeah.

Ted the Bellhop: Three's Fine.

Man: Good. My children are staying here tonight watching TV. I want you to check up on them every thirty minutes.

Ted the Bellhop: Check up on them?

Man: Yeah, make sure they're all right. Make sure they're fed. Make sure they go to bed. You know, these things.

Ted the Bellhop: Sir, I can send out for a baby-sitting service.

Man: No. I don't trust baby-sitters. My children are safer alone than with some fucked-up pedophile baby-sitter I don't know from the man in the fucking moon.

Wife: What about him? What makes you think you can trust him?

Man: [grabs Ted's face] Tell me that's not a face you can trust.

Ted the Bellhop: I'd love to help you with your problem, sir, but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight.

Wife of Guest #4: We have to go - um - I'm having rather heavy period.

[awkward pause]

Guest #4: And... we... have a train to catch.

Wife: Yes... of course. We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeding over the seats.

Randolph: You want your little booger eater on my show?

Wife: Yes, very much.

Randolph: Then don't tell me how to run my fucking business.

Wife: Cain, get that book mama's been working on.

David: You mean the "Breeder's Informational Book of Living Examples?

Wife: Yes, honey. But we call it the B.I.B.L.E. for short.

David: What are you writing it for?

Wife: We have to teach our descendants to hate the gays.

David: Do you think this book will be enough to warn them in the future? What if they don't believe it?

Wife: They'll believe anything they read. Five thousand years from now, they won't even know who wrote the damn thing!

[Ben does quick math at his job on two outfits for a man and his wife]

Husband: What's this gonna run us?

Ben Campbell: Oh, well, uh, let's see, the belt's $49.95, minus 15%. The jacket's $589,99. The pants, $285,99, minus 10% on both. Unfortunately, the shirt's not on sale, but I can knock off 5% from the $69,99. The shoes were just marked down from $155, so you're looking at $1,042.68.

Ben Campbell: [the couple stare at Ben's adding abilities as he replies] I'm really good with numbers.

Husband: Yeah.

Wife: I guess so.

Wife: Do you think there are other people? Doing this?

Headmaster: Chippings' waiting for his wife, I think.

Headmaster's Wife: [skeptical] His wife?

Sutterwick: Flabbergasting. Who on earth?

Wife: Who on earth indeed?

[hoots]

Wife: It's what we've all been asking ourselves ever since we heard the news.

Headmaster: It's apparently someone he met on one of his excursions to the ancient ruins of Pompeii.

Wife: Somewhat of an ancient ruin herself, no doubt.

[chuckles]

Wife: What you do to that girl?

William: Fuck'd her.

Wife: What's that mean?

William: 'S like love makin'.

Wife: What's the difference? If it's LIKE love makin', what's the difference?

William: ...'S the same I guess.

Wife: Can't two different words mean the same thing.

William: Well, they do.

Wife: 'S a waste then. Waste of a word. Could'a meant somethin' else.