White Rabbit Quotes in Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Alice Kingsleigh: [from trailer] What's the matter?

White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.

Alice Kingsleigh: Hatter is my truest friend. If he's in need, I will help him.

Bayard: [after Alice falls from the sky and into a flower bed, her Underland friends surround and greet her] Alice.

White Rabbit: [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!

March Hare: It's that girl again!

Tweedledee: Alice! You're back!

[the Bandersnatch roars his greeting and pants, smiling at Alice]

Mallymkun: [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.

Alice Kingsleigh: Have I come at a bad time?

White Queen: On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.

Alice Kingsleigh: What's the matter?

White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.

Tweedledee: Or the matter of the Hatter.

Tweedledum: The former.

Tweedledee: No, the latter.

White Queen: [rolls her eyes] Tweedles.

[gives them a look as if to say, "Get to the point, please."]

Tweedledee: [in unison with Tweedledum] He's mad.

Alice Kingsleigh: The Hatter?

[the Tweedles nod]

Alice Kingsleigh: Yes, I know.

[climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style]

Alice Kingsleigh: That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.

Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.

Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.

Cheshire Cat: [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped YOU might help us save him.

The Mad Hatter: Rise up against the bloody red queen.

The Mad Hatter: [Hatter looks scornfully at her]

The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Dodo Bird, White Rabbit, Tweedledee, Tweedledum: Down with the bloody big head!

The Red Queen: And what is this?

White Rabbit: It's a who, majesty. This is... um...

The Red Queen: 'Um'?

Alice Kingsley: From Umbridge.

The Red Queen: What happened to your clothes?

Alice Kingsley: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like.

The Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl.

White Rabbit: Well. If it isn't the *wrong* Alice.

White Rabbit: [singing] I'm late / I'm late / For a very important date. / No time to say "Hello, Goodbye". / I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

White Rabbit: Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?

Alice: Mary Ann?

White Rabbit: Don't just do something, stand there... Uh... no no! Go go! Go get my gloves! I'm late!

Alice: But late for what? That's just what I...

White Rabbit: My gloves!

[Blows trumpet]

White Rabbit: At once, do you hear!

Alice: Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah next.

White Rabbit: Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts!

[Crowd cheers]

White Rabbit: ... And the King.

Voice in crowd: Hooray!

White Rabbit: Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...

Queen of Hearts: Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.

White Rabbit: ...thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.

White Rabbit: We need a lazard with a liddle... a lad... can you help us?

Bill: At your service, gov'nor.

Dodo: Bill, my lad. Have you ever been down a chimney?

Bill: Why, gov'nor, I've been down more chimneys...

Dodo: Excellent, excellent. Now just hop down the chimney and pull that monster out of there.

Bill: Righto, gov'nor... Monster? Aaaaah!

Dodo: [singing] We'll blow the thing there out, we'll smoke the monster out!

White Rabbit: [singing] We'll smoke the monster ou...

[realizes what he just sang]

White Rabbit: NO! No-ho! My poor house and furniture!

Grumpy Bear: Who are you, and what do you want?

White Rabbit: I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!

Grumpy Bear: Come back here, Mr. Late!

White Rabbit: Now that the Wizard knows that we're coming, he'll stop at nothing to stop us from stopping him from becoming king!

Grumpy Bear: In other words?

White Rabbit: Alice is in deep trouble!

White Rabbit: You saved Wonderland, Alice. I thought it was you that made the garden bloom.

Alice: Oh, I could never do that. Only someone special could make flowers bloom.

Princess: Do you want to know a secret, Alice? You are as special as you think you are.

Grumpy Bear: Wow. This place is beautiful.

Swift Heart Rabbit: This place is wonderful.

White Rabbit: This place is Wonderland.