Whisper Quotes in Live and Let Die (1973)

Whisper: [barely audible] Your champagne, sir.

James Bond: What?

Whisper: [slightly louder] Your champagne!

James Bond: [takes a moment to realize what Whisper's saying] Oh! Just put it on the table over there, will you?

Whisper: [whispering] Shall I open it?

James Bond: Hmm?

Whisper: [louder] Shall I open it?

James Bond: Oh, no, I can take care of that.

[hands Whisper money]

Whisper: Thank you.

Whisper: [after Jack hires her to sleep with David, but David prefers to just talk with her] Do you want a blowjob or something?

David Walsh: No, I'm good. Thanks.

Whisper: Do you wanna fuck?

David Walsh: You know, that's really sweet, but, uh... I don't think it's a good idea.

Whisper: You can jerk off on my tits if you want.

David Walsh: You know, as much as I'd love to, I think I'm gonna pass.

[stops to open a beer]

David Walsh: Whisper, do you have a boyfriend?

Whisper: Yeah.

David Walsh: What would you do if he was having sex with another girl?

Whisper: Play with her tits?

Chapin Wright: [Stephan is throwing gummy bears at Liza, who is sitting alone at a nearby table] If you're just gonna throw those, can I have one?

[He takes another from the bag and gives the rest to Chapin. He throws the bear at Liza, who turns around and glares at the group]

Chapin Wright: Okay. Plural noun.

[She notices Liza]

Chapin Wright: What, you mad-doggin' me, Rat Girl?

Liza: Why dot you tell everybody why you got kicked out of Sacred heart, Chapin?

Chapin Wright: [Sits up straight] What was that?

Study Hall Teacher: Quiet down. Get back to work.

Whisper: Chapin, chillax. Come on.

Chapin Wright: [Stands up] What did you say to me, Rat Girl?

Study Hall Teacher: Sit down, young lady.

Chapin Wright: [Walks over to Liza] What the fuck did you just say to me?

[Liza says nothing, so Chapin grabs her by her hair and pulls her out of her seat. Chapin punches her twice in the face, until Whisper grabs her]

Whisper: What was your big dare? Come on.

Chapin Wright: I had to mug a Penthouse from Carby's.

Whisper: And?

Chapin Wright: Exactly. So I stole a bunch of shit and blew up a microwave.

Eve: [Tryig to hit on Whisper] I like your shirt.

Whisper: So do I, that's why I bought it.

Chapin Wright: [Pushes Whisper into a room] What the hell is your problem?

Whisper: I'm problem-free, Chapin.

Chapin Wright: Then why didn't you... I mean, she's cute, right?

Whisper: You were watching me?

Chapin Wright: Of course I was watching you. It's the frickin' game!

Whisper: Well, then you know exactly what my problem is.

Chapin Wright: If I kiss you, then will you hook up with her?

Whisper: Are you serious?

Chapin Wright: You heard me. Will you?

[He stumbles for a 'yes'. Chapin leans in and kisses him. He goes to kiss her again and she pushes him away]

Whisper: What the hell is the matter with you?

Chapin Wright: Look, it's... It's a game. She's my best friend. It's her birthday. Her dad hasn't called and she's all upset about it. She's got this huge crush on you and now. I you don't hook up with her, she has to get her head shaved. Doesn't that sound messed up to you?

Whisper: Yeah.

Chapin Wright: It's supposed to be fun, and everything goes wrong.

Whisper: You mean like Stacy?

Chapin Wright: Don't talk about it. I never should've even told you.

Whisper: It wasn't your fault.

Chapin Wright: How do you know? You weren't even there!

Whisper: It wasn't.

Chapin Wright: Stop talking about it.

Whisper: Chapin, accidents happen all the time, and it's not your fault.

Chapin Wright: Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!

[Runs away]

Whisper: [Eve starts to go down on him, but he stops her] Eve, look, I think you're cool, but...

Eve: But?

Whisper: I've got my eye on someone else.

Eve: Who?

Whisper: Your girl.

Eve: Chapin?

[Whisper nods]

Eve: Are you serious?

[She kisses him, he pushes her off]

Whisper: Eve, look, you're cute. I'm sorry.

Eve: Shut up! I knew it.

[Storms out]