Wheelie Quotes in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Jetfire: Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?

Sam Witwicky: The Decepticons.

[Jetfire grimaces and spits]

Jetfire: Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.

Sam Witwicky: What do you mean, changed sides?

Jetfire: It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity... Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

Wheelie: You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?

Jetfire: If the Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe!

[Wheelie leads the group to an SR-71 Blackbird jet]

Wheelie: Oh, there he is... This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen.

[Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol... ]

Mikaela Banes: Oh, shit... It's a Deception!

Agent Simmons: Decepticon? Behind the MiG NOW!

[Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons scramble away as the Blackbird transforms]

Jetfire: What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?

[Jetfire spots the humans]

Jetfire: Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath!

[Cautiously, the humans approach the robot]

Jetfire: You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!

[bangs his head on a model of a satellite, which drops and just misses Sam]

Jetfire: Oh, bugger it!

[stands upright]

Jetfire: Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!

Wheelie: I tell you, this guy did NOT age well!

Mikaela Banes: I don't think he's gonna hurt us...

Sam Witwicky: Maybe we can help each other. You know things I don't know, I know things you don't know...

Leo Spitz: I don't think he knows what we know.

[Sam carves Cybertronian symbols into the ground with a dagger]

Sam Witwicky: I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind, and Megatron want what's in my mind, him and someone called the Fallen...

Jetfire: The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust! The original Decepticon! He's terrible to work for, it's always apocalyose, chaos, crisis...

[scrutinizes the symbols]

Jetfire: These transcriptions, they were part of my mission! The Fallen's search... I remember now!... for the Dagger's Tip, a-and the Key!

Sam Witwicky: Slow down! The Dagger's Tip? The Key? What are you talking about?

Jetfire: [activating a space bridge] No time to explain! Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!

[Humans and robots vanish into a flare of light, they all fall in the sand as they arrive in Egypt]

Jetfire: Well, that wasn't so bad. I just hope we're still on the right planet.

Wheelie: [tumbling] Hey, that freaking hurt!

Wheelie: I will have so many Decepticons on your butt!

Mikaela Banes: [brings out blowtorch] Hey, behave!

Sam Witwicky: What is it, a Decepticon?

Mikaela Banes: Yeah.

Sam Witwicky: And you're training him?

Mikaela Banes: I'm trying to.

Agent Simmons: I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua.

Wheelie: Huh? Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head?

[Mikaela discovers Wheelie and captures him]

Wheelie: Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do?

Mikaela Banes: What are you doing here, you little freak?

[she grabs a blowtorch, and burns Wheelie's right eye off]

Wheelie: That's my eye, you crazy bitch!

[clips a blue eye over his injured one as a replacement]

Mikaela Banes: You gonna talk now?

Wheelie: I seek knowledge from the Cube. The Fallen demands me!

Mikaela Banes: What knowledge?

Wheelie: You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard. They're gonna whack me! I'm gonna be dead with that shard!

[Mikaela toys with Wheelie's good eye with the blowtorch]

Wheelie: Easy, Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!

Mikaela Banes: Then I'm your worst nightmare!

Wheelie: Hey, hey, hey!

[Mikaela grabs Wheelie and stuffs him in a box]

Mikaela Banes: [to Wheelie] I'm sorry, I'm so sorry about your eye. But if you're a good boy, then I'm not gonna put out your other eye. I'm not gonna hurt you. Just tell me what these symbols are, please...

Wheelie: [examines the documents] Oh... oh, I know that, that's the language of the Primes! I don't read it, but these guys... Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?

Sam Witwicky: Is this them?

Wheelie: Yeah! Seekers, pal! Oldest of the old! They've been here for thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what, nobody tells me nothing. But they'll translate those symbols for you. And I know where to find them!

Wheelie: I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides too, Warrior Goddess!

[climbs on Mikaela's foot]

Wheelie: Who's your little Autobot?

Mikaela Banes: Aww, you're cute...

Wheelie: Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name...

Sam Witwicky: What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?

Mikaela Banes: At least he's faithful, Sam.

Mikaela Banes: Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted. Can you just... Can you stop?

[pulls Wheelie off Mikaela]

Wheelie: Hey, what are you doing?

Sam Witwicky: Just stay right there, okay? I'm not gonna tell you again.

Sam Witwicky: I'm sorry, what were you saying?

[Jetfire thrusts himself right in their faces, making them fall over]

Jetfire: I told you my name was Jetfire! So stop judging me!

Wheelie: Whoa, somebody shit the bed this morning!

[a diminutive Egyptian Guard comes up to them]

Agent Simmons: These are my people. I'm one-thirty-six Arab.

Wheelie: Great, a freaking Munchkin! Little people are mean. Tell him he's tall.

[spying on Mikaela]

Wheelie: You're hot, but you ain't too bright!

Ticket Agent: And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?

Wheelie: [muffled, inside a box] Yeah, a live bomb! Tick, tick, tick...

[Mikaela slams her foot on the box]

Mikaela Banes: No.

[Wheelie gets his foot caught in a mousetrap and starts cursing, catching Bones's attention]

Wheelie: What're you looking at, yah slobberpuss?

[he gets his other foot caught in a sticky pad]

Wheelie: This place is a freaking house of horrors!

[Wheelie tracks Mikaela as she leaves the Witwicky home]

Wheelie: [transmitting] Female has sliver from Cube...

Soundwave: Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her, retrieve it.

[Mikaela throws her suitcase at Alice, and collects it back]

Wheelie: [inside the case] Let me out! Let me out!

Sam Witwicky: Okay guys, low profile, all right?

Wheelie: Some of us have work to do! Dumb Autobots...

Optimus Prime: [shoots down the ship attacking Sam and Epps] We will kill them all! Your leaders will now understand: Decepticons will never leave your planet alone. And we needed them to believe we had gone. For today, in the name of freedom, we take the battle to them!

[other Autobots appear]

Sam Witwicky: I saw your ship blow up!

Roadbuster: The ship? We were never in the ship! We designed the damn thing, didn't we?

Leadfoot: We were hidden in the first booster rocket to seperate - splashed down back in the Atlantic, just as planned.

[spits]

Leadfoot: We ain't going nowhere!

Brains: Yeah, no one's exiling us!

Wheelie: The Autobots are staying right here. We're gonna help you win this war!

Wheelie: Sammy, don't let them take us!

Brains: Don't let them exile us...

Wheelie: It's a Decepticon trap!

Wheelie: No, no, no! Don't leave us! You never leave a Bot behind.

Brains: Aw, Shockwave's coming!

[Both run]

Wheelie: [coming in out of the rain] Frickin' shorting my circuits out here! It's inhumane, that's what it is! Make us live in a box on a balcony next to a beast? Like a common animal!

Sam Witwicky: Stop, okay? You and your creepy sidekick can't be in here without permission.

Wheelie: According to who? Miss Blondie Blonde?

[climbs on the dog]

Wheelie: Giddyup, little doggie! Ha!

Wheelie: You know, Sam, I don't know about moving in with this chick. What if she dumps us like the last girl?

Brains: She was mean, didn't like her.

Wheelie: Us guys gotta stick together!

Brains: [sings] We are family! fa-fa-mi-mi-family.

Sam Witwicky: No, we are not family! You're a political refugee, and I have finally found someone who appreciates me for me!

Brains: Well, you tell her that we're not your pets, and we're not your toys, all right? We're an advanced genius alien race just looking for a home!

Brains: This is how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team.

Wheelie: Yeah, enjoy your next job at 7-Eleven, dickhead.

Brains: That's right.

Wheelie: A-hole.

[Wheelie and Brains end up in the Decepticon mothership]

Wheelie, Brains: Ohhh...

Brains: This is a total clusterf...

Wheelie: We're in the heart of their ship. Lets give em a little ride.

Brains: Oh we gonna screw this ship up!

[Wheelie and Brains sabotage the Decepticon ship]

Wheelie: We had a nice run, Brains...

[watching Star Trek]

Wheelie: Aw, shit, I seen this one. This the one where Spock goes nuts.

Wheelie: We did it, Brains, we did it! Wreck this ship apart!

Wheelie: Wheelie say, find friends today!

Grimlock: Me Grimlock say, we on our way!

Wheelie: Friend find, look behind!

Grimlock: Who say that?

[looks away from Wheelie]

Wheelie: Friend find, look behind! You go wrong way, you fool I say.

Grimlock: [seeing Wheelie] Me Grimlock fool?

Wheelie: Get me you got, no fool you not.

[laughs]

Grimlock: Me Grimlock no like you.

[attacks Wheelie]