Wesson Quotes in Flubber (1997)

[Smith and Wesson discuss the incident at Brainard's house]

Chester Hoenicker: All right. One more time, what happened?

Wesson: He took a golf ball. He rubbed this cream on it and then the golf ball took and...

[Wesson makes a popping sound]

Wesson: ...popped Smith in the head.

Smith: Several times.

Chester Hoenicker: Mm-hmm.

Wesson: I got hit with a bowling ball.

Smith: Repeatedly.

Chester Hoenicker: Were you drinking?

Wesson: No.

Smith: Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.

Wesson: With dinner.

Chester Hoenicker: Right.

Wesson: It's this stuff he's got, sir. Its... I don't know what it is. I don't know where it come from, but...

[Smith and Wesson both sigh]

Wesson: ...It will give you one heck of a headache.

Chester Hoenicker: Oh... goodness.