Wes Craven Quotes in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Shannen Doherty: Fucking Miramax! Cut!

Wes Craven: Shannen, I usually say cut.

Shannen Doherty: A monkey? Wes? Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you?

Wes Craven: The Market research says that people love monkeys.

[Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]

Jay: WE LOVE THIS MONKEY!

[to a crew member]

Jay: Do something.

Wes Craven: See?

Wes Craven: I think the only way to stop him is to make another movie. Now I swear to you I'll I'm gonna stay by this computer and keep writing until I finish the script, but... when the time comes, you're gonna have to make a choice.

Heather Langenkamp: Choice? What kind of choice?

Wes Craven: Whether or not you will be willing to play Nancy one last time.

Heather Langenkamp: That was Nancy, Wes. That's not me.

Wes Craven: Yeah, but it was you who gave Nancy her strength.

Wes Craven: [Reading Wes' words in the screenplay] "Heather, thank you for having the strength to play Nancy one last time. At last, Freddy is back where he belongs. Regards, Wes."

Dylan Porter: Is it a story?

Heather Langenkamp: Yeah, it's a story.

Dylan Porter: Read me some.

Heather Langenkamp: [Reading] "We open on an old wooden bench. There's fire and tools in the background, and what looks like a pair of hands building what is revealed to be a set of shiny claws. The claws are moving now, as if awakening from a long, and unwanted sleep. Slowly, the man places a trembling hand onto the bench. Behind the lights; people watch in silence, ready to laugh, or scream out in terror..."

Wes Craven: Are you ready to become Nancy once again?