Wendell Quotes in After the Sunset (2004)

[Max and Lola are eating at a restaurant with an American couple and are discussing their businesses]

Wendell: My family's been in manure for three generations.

Max Burdett: No shit.

Victor: All right, ready to do the honors?

Wendell: Hells to the yeah.

Victor: Okay, but remember, A.B.C., always be safe.

[hands him the flamethrower]

Dave: Just get one thing straight, Wimp. We may be stuck with you, but that doesn't mean you're going to ruin our trip just because you're a little brat kid! We're going to be as crude as we want, as filthy as we want, and as gross as we want! You understand that, Wimp?

Wendell: My name's Wendell, and why should today be any different?

Dave: Wimp, I'm not like ordinary guys. I've got more than hormones, or something. You know, like a male nymphomaniac?

Wendell: I feel sorry for you, Dave.

Dave: Then loan me a few bucks, so I can go to another whorehouse!

Carolyn Carmichael: Wendell, PLEASE close your mouth when you chew!

Wendell: Why can't you let me eat in peace for once?

Carolyn Carmichael: Because you disturbing the peace! You eat like a pig and chew like a cow!

Ed Tom Bell: Now that's aggravatin'.

Wendell: Sheriff?

Ed Tom Bell: [points to a bottle of milk] Still sweatin'.

Wendell: Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On Radio!

Ed Tom Bell: Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk?

Wendell: [Viewing the desert crime scene] It's a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?

Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

Wendell: You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that're huntin' him?

Ed Tom Bell: I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me.

Wendell: That's very linear Sheriff.

Ed Tom Bell: Well, age will flatten a man.

Wendell: We goin' in?

Ed Tom Bell: Gun out and up.

Wendell: [Wendell draws his pistol] What about yours?

Ed Tom Bell: I'm hidin' behind you.

Wendell: You know, there might not have been no money.

Ed Tom Bell: That's possible.

Wendell: But you don't believe it.

Ed Tom Bell: No. Probably I don't.

Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?

Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

Wendell: Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dog!

Ed Tom Bell: The motel in Del Rio?

Wendell: Yes, sir. None of the three had I.D. on 'em, but they're tellin' me all three is Mexican... was Mexicans.

Ed Tom Bell: There's a question, whether they stopped being and when.

Wendell: Yes, sir.

Ed Tom Bell: You ride Winston.

Wendell: You sure?

Ed Tom Bell: Oh I'm sure. Anything happens to Loretta's horse, I can tell ya I don't want to be the party that was on board.

Wendell: [referring to the dead bodies in the desert] How come you reckon the coyotes ain't been at them?

Ed Tom Bell: I don't know. Supposedly, a coyote won't eat a Mexican.

Ed Tom Bell: You wouldn't think a car'd burn like that.

Wendell: Yessir. We shoulda brought weenies.

Wendell: Old Wendell can fix anything!

Xavier: Why are you even going to the march?

Wendell: Niggas and cars, cars and niggas. Niggas need cars like cars need niggas. I gotta make me some money. You think I'm gonna miss out on all that networking, shit nigga you must be crazy. I got a joke for ya, nigga: What do you get when you cross a million lesbians and the million man march?

Jay: Ok, what do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?

Wendell: Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.

[laughs]

Wendell: You niggas somethin' else.

[Pointing at everybody]

Wendell: Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, all you niggas!

Mike: Hey Wendell, I got a joke for you: What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?

Wendell: What?

Mike: Nigga.

[Wendell is thrown off the bus with his coat following]

Jay: Nigga need Coat like Coat need Nigga!