Wedding Guest Quotes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Wedding Guest Quotes:
Wedding Guest: Look! The dead prince!
Concorde: He's not quite dead.
Prince Herbert: Oh, I feel much better.
King of Swamp Castle: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!
Prince Herbert: I was saved at the last minute.
King of Swamp Castle: How?
Prince Herbert: Well, I'll tell you.
[music begins playing, the townspeople begin dancing and singing, "He's going to tell, he's going to tell!"]
King of Swamp Castle: Not like that, not like that! No! Stop it! Nooo!
Wedding Guest: Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.
Wedding Guest: [Allen is an usher at a wedding and has recently ended a relationship] Hey, Allen!
Allen: [frustrated] She left me! She moved out and my life's a shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!
Wedding Guest: Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?
Allen: She's not coming! What, do you want your money back?
Wedding Guest: Titta went away a long time ago.
Wedding Guest: [to Nina about George] Your husband is adorable.
Wedding Guest: I can't imagine my husband still calling me his friend.
Wedding Guest: The curse turned into a blessing. Your daughter hasn't worshipped Shiva in vain.
Pulu's Aunt: And what a blessing! The moment I saw him, I felt he was nearer to me than my own kin.
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Characters on Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
- Sir Lancelot
- Sir Robin
- Sir Bedevere
- Peasant 3
- Peasant 1
- Peasant 2
- French Soldier
- Brother Maynard
- 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds
- Sir Galahad
- Large Man with Dead Body
- The Dead Collector
- King of Swamp Castle
- Knight 1
- Knight 2
- Other Knights
- Sir Bors
- Random Person in the crowd
- Knights of Camelot
- Left Head
- Prince Herbert
- Second Swallow-Savvy Guard
- Leader of The Knights who say NI!
- Other French soldiers
- Roger the Shrubber
- American Narrator
- Voice Director
- Slow-Witted Narrator
- Stupid Narrator
- Japanese Narrator