Waynette Snow Quotes in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Bandit: [walks up the steps to Cletus's house, where his wife, whose hair is in huge curlers, is standing in the doorway] Well, well, well, hello, Beautiful.

[she stares at him with a stern look on her face]

Bandit: How about 'Gorgeous?'

Waynette Snow: You can't have him.

Bandit: Well, obviously, *you* can.

[indicates the gaggle of kids]

Bandit: What are you tryin' to do, start another race?

[pushes past her and into the house]

Waynette Snow: Look, you got Cledus in jail once! Leave us alone!

One of the Snow kids: [climbs on Bandit's back] Hi, Uncle Bandit!

Waynette Snow: He ain't your damned uncle!

[steps on the dog, who whimpers]

Waynette Snow: One of you damned kids, get this dog out of here!

[Bandit keeps walking toward the bedroom, where Cletus is sleeping]

Waynette Snow: Dammit, Bandit, *look at me!*

Bandit: [stops and turns wearily] I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah.