Water Fielding Quotes in The Money Pit (1986)

Water Fielding: Do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter? Besides, I think he's got a brother who's a plumber!

Anna Crowley: Really? A brother who's a plumber?

Water Fielding: I think so.

Anna Crowley: Do you think I should sleep with him?

Water Fielding: Maybe just this once.

Art Shirk: Aren't you going to invite me in for a drink?

Water Fielding: Oh, yes. How silly of me, it's eleven-thirty, you must be parched.