Warden Hazen Quotes in The Longest Yard (2005)

[last lines]

Deacon Moss: [Deacon and Battle pour Gatorade on Warden Hazen] Good game, sir!

Warden Hazen: That's a week in the hotbox!

Joey Battle: Who gives a shit!

Guard Lambert: [Walks in and yells] Everybody stand for the warden!

Warden Hazen: [Walks in and sees how fat Tony is] Anthony wow! You can sit down!

Joey Battle: Thank God!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: I'll tell you what bothers me the most warden. That you're not coming to be out there on that field with us, gettin' what you got coming to you.

Warden Hazen: Only thing coming to me is victory.

Captain Knauer: Dammit, Warden, I think this game's a big mistake.

Warden Hazen: Captain, not only will you have the chance to hone our team to a fine edge, you'll also have the opportunity to learn a great deal about life. Why is it, do you suppose, that I can walk through this yard, surrounded by hate, and in total command?

Captain Knauer: Because you've got 15 gun turrets all around you that say you can.

Warden Hazen: Mr. Crewe, as old Mr. Sam used to say, 'In this institution, to get along, you go along.'

Warden Hazen: How do you think we'd do against the pros?

Paul Crewe: That team against the pros?

Warden Hazen: Yeah.

Paul Crewe: Well, you'd have a real problem.

Warden Hazen: Well, how do you think we'd do against the cons?

Paul Crewe: You know, there's only one thing I'm sorry about.

Warden Hazen: What's that, Mr. Crewe?

Paul Crewe: That you're not out here with us knockin' heads.

Warden Hazen: I'm afraid I'm a little old for that.

Paul Crewe: No, you never had the guts to begin with!