Wanda Maximoff Quotes in Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Vision: A pinch of paprika... A pinch...

Wanda Maximoff: Is that Paprikash?

Vision: I thought it might lift your spirits.

Wanda Maximoff: [Tastes Vision's cooking] Spirits lifted.

Vision: In my defence, I haven't actually eaten anything before, so... please... Wanda?

Wanda Maximoff: Hmm?

Vision: No one dislikes you.

Wanda Maximoff: [Chuckles] Thanks.

Vision: Oh you're welcome. No. It's ah... involuntary response in their amygdala that can't help but being afraid of you.

Wanda Maximoff: Are you?

Vision: My amygdala is synthetic, so...

Wanda Maximoff: [laugh] ... I used to think of myself one way. But after this

[swirling fingers with magic]

Wanda Maximoff: . I am something else. And still me, I think. But that's not what everyone else sees.

Vision: Do you know, I don't know what this is

[point at mind gem on his forehead]

Vision: . Not really. I know it's not of this world. But it powered Loki staff, gave you your abilities. But its true nature is a mystery. And yet, it is part of me.

Wanda Maximoff: Are you afraid of it?

Vision: I wish to understand it. The more I do the less it controls me. One day, who knows, I may even control it.

Wanda Maximoff: [Back at Vision's cooking] I don't know what's in this but it's not paprika. I'm gonna go to the store i'll be back in 20 minutes.

Vision: Alternatively, we could order a pizza?

Wanda Maximoff: Vision, are you not letting me leave?

Vision: ...It is a question of safety.

Wanda Maximoff: I can protect myself.

Vision: Not yours. Mr. Stark would like to avoid the possibility of another public incident. Until the Accords are a more secured foundation.

Wanda Maximoff: ...And what do you want?

Vision: For people to see you... as I do.

Vision: [straining] If you do this, they will never stop being afraid of you.

Wanda Maximoff: I can't control their fear. Only my own.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes: Secretary Ross has a Congressional Medal of Honor, which is one more than you have.

Sam Wilson: So let's say we agreed to this thing. How long is it gonna be before they lojack us like a bunch of common criminals?

Lt. Col. James Rhodes: 117 countries wanna sign this. 117, Sam, and you're just like, "Nah, it's cool."

Sam Wilson: How long are you gonna play both sides?

Vision: I have an equation.

Sam Wilson: [sarcastically] Oh, this'll clear it up.

Vision: In the 8 years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, a number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurable rate.

Steve Rogers: Are you saying it's our fault?

Vision: I'm saying there may be a causality. Our very strength invites challenge. Challenge incites conflict. And conflict... breeds catastrophe. Oversight... Oversight is not an idea that can be dismissed out of hand.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes: Boom!

Natasha Romanoff: Tony? You are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal.

Steve Rogers: That's 'cause he's already made up his mind.

Tony Stark: Boy, you know me so well. Actually, I'm nursing an electromagnetic headache. That's what's going on, Cap. It's just pain. It's discomfort. Who's putting coffee grounds in the disposal? Am I running a Bed and Breakfast for a biker gang?

[puts phone on table, screen pops up]

Tony Stark: Oh, that's Charles Spencer, by the way. He's a great kid. Computer engineering degree, 3.6 GPA. Had a floor-level gig, an intel plan for the fall. But first he wanted to put a few miles on his sole before he parked it behind a desk. See the world, maybe be of service. Charlie didn't wanna go to Vegas or Fort Lauderdale, which is what I would do. He didn't go to Paris or Amsterdam, which sounds fun. He decided to spend his summer building sustainable housing for the poor. Guess where: Sokovia. He wanted to make a difference, I suppose. I mean, we won't know because we dropped a building on him while we were kickin' ass... There's no decision-making process here. We need to be put in check! And whatever form that takes, I'm game. If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys.

Steve Rogers: Tony, if someone dies on your watch, you don't give up.

Tony Stark: Who said we're giving up?

Steve Rogers: We are if we're not taking responsibility for our actions. This document just shifts the blame.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes: Sorry, Steve, that... that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the World Security Council, it's not S.H.I.E.L.D., it's not Hydra.

Steve Rogers: No, but it's run by people with agendas and agendas change.

Tony Stark: That's good! That's why I'm here. When I realized what my weapons were capable of in the wrong hands, I shut it down. Stopped manufacturing.

Steve Rogers: Tony, you *chose* to do that. If we sign this, we surrender our right to choose. What if this panel sends us somewhere we don't think we should go? What if there's somewhere we need to go and they don't let us? We may not be perfect but the safest hands are still our own.

Tony Stark: If we don't do this now, it's gonna be done to us later. That's the fact. That won't be pretty.

Wanda Maximoff: You're saying they'll come for me.

Vision: We would protect you.

Natasha Romanoff: Maybe Tony's right. If we have one hand on the wheel, we can still steer. If we take it off...

Sam Wilson: Aren't you the same woman who told the government to kiss her ass a few years ago?

Wanda Maximoff: What about the gas?

Steve Rogers: Get it out.

Wanda Maximoff: Ultron can't see the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?

Wanda Maximoff: Is that why you've come, to end the Avengers?

Ultron: I've come to save the world! But, also... yeah.

Ultron: [in a crimson cowl] You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.

Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later every man shows himself.

Ultron: [stands and removes the cowl] Oh, I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.

Wanda Maximoff: I didn't expect... But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him, make him self-destruct.

Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children!

[Chuckles]

Ultron: Lost the word there. Children, designed to supplant them. To help them... end.

Ultron: If you stay here, you'll die.

Wanda Maximoff: I just did. Do you know how it felt?

[Wanda tears out Ultron's metal heart]

Wanda Maximoff: It felt like that.

[Ultron begins to transfer his mind into an artificial body]

Wanda Maximoff: [looking at the Cradle] I can read him. He is... dreaming.

[walks up and touches the Cradle, but after seeing a vision of Earth being destroyed she screams with horror]

Ultron: You said... you said we were going to destroy the Avengers... make a better world!

Ultron: It will be.

Wanda Maximoff: When everyone is dead?

Ultron: That is not... the human race will have every oppurtunity to improve!

Wanda Maximoff: And if they don't?

Ultron: Ask Noah.

Wanda Maximoff: Everybody's afraid of something.

Ulysses Klaue: Cuttlefish! Deep sea fish, they make lights, disco lights, whomp, whomp, whomp, to hypnotize their prey, and then whomp! I saw a documentary; it was terrifying. So, if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant Cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business and I know you're not in charge and I only deal with the man in charge!

Ultron: [Grabs Klaue, throws him through a wall] There is no MAN in charge... Let's talk business.

Clint Barton: Hey. Hey, you okay?

Wanda Maximoff: This is all our fault.

Clint Barton: Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know cause the city is flying. Ok, look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there cause it's my job. Ok, and I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger. All right, good chat.

Wanda Maximoff: You keep stealing, you're going to get shot!... I mean it! At speed, nothing can touch you, but standing still...

Wanda Maximoff: I want to finish the mission. I want the big one.

Ultron: You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.

Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself.

Ultron: Oh, I'm sure they do.

[he stands and takes off his cloak]

Ultron: But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the sceptre.

Wanda Maximoff: I didn't expect...

[nods at Ultron]

Wanda Maximoff: But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him. Make him self-destruct.

Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children!

[chuckles]

Ultron: Lost the word there. Children. Designed to supplant them. Help them... end.

Wanda Maximoff: Is that why you've come? To end the Avengers?

Ultron: I've come to save the world! But also... yeah.