Walter Buckell Quotes in Pretty Cool Too (2007)

Walter Buckell: [while using the Genie to imitate Dave] Sorry, it's my brother's cell phone. It's malfunctioning.

[He turns to the Genie]

Walter Buckell: It's supposed to be generating soothing sounds and vibrations that make your erogenous zones tingle with sexual desire.

[She nods and gives him a thumbs up]

Brittany Wood: Ooooo...

[She moans as she starts to feel her body be sexually stimulated by the Genie's power]

Brittany Wood: Oh!... Oh my God... Ooooo Woooooow!

[She moans]

Brittany Wood: That's a pretty cool cell phone! Oh! Do you know where I can get one of those?

[She continues moaning]

Walter Buckell: [Awkward, as Brittany keeps on moaning in pleasure in front of him] It uh... hits the spot, huh? The uh... the G-spot?

Genie: Locating G-spot now.

Brittany Wood: [She feels her pleasure spike] Oh my God!

[She squeals and moans]

Genie: Activating G-spot.

Brittany Wood: [She writhes as she has a sudden orgasm] OH YES! WOOO YES! OH MY GOD! Oh!

[She calms down as her orgasm ends]

Brittany Wood: Hey you know what that idea of yours, sounds really good. You and me, right here, right now.

[She leans in to kiss him, and she grabs his groin. He backs away, and realises he's soft]

Brittany Wood: What's wrong?

Walter Buckell: Nothing...

Brittany Wood: Well, seems like you're the one who's not in the mood!

Walter Buckell: Just gimme a second, okay? I'll be right back.

[He walks off into the kitchen]

Brittany Wood: Hurry up.

[She smiles, and takes her bikini top off, leaving her topless]

Genie: What's wrong? Wasn't she sexually stimulated enough?

Walter Buckell: Oh yeah, she's ready.

Genie: So, then what's the problem?

Walter Buckell: I'm not! I mean... it's hard. I mean it's not hard.

Genie: I don't understand.

Walter Buckell: I was wondering... can I use this mind control power on myself?

Genie: Yes, but why would you want to?

Walter Buckell: Because... I wanna give myself a...

[He gestures to his groin, and she understands]

Walter Buckell: You know. I want it to last a long, long time. No one-minute wonder man, not with her.

Genie: My data states that the human brain is the most powerful sexual organ in a person's body. So it should work.

Walter Buckell: Then start humming.

[He relaxes, and lets the genie do her magic]

Walter Buckell: [Agatha is laid in a peaceful, post-orgasmic sleep on her bed. Just then, Walter bursts into the room in nothing but his underwear] Agatha! I've been looking for you.

Agatha Miller: [She stands up, obviously not quite composed] And I've... been waiting for you.

[She slaps him]

Agatha Miller: Disgusting creep!

Walter Buckell: What did I do?

Agatha Miller: Why don't you ask your electronic friend? She has it all committed to memory and I've... felt... every minute of it!

Mona: [a phone goes off. The girls all check theirs, but Mona finds it's hers] It's me, ya'll!

[She answers it]

Mona: Howdy.

Walter Buckell: [Over the phone] The Big O will happen to you whenever you hear the word "in", and will stop whenever you hear the word "out".

Tracy: Who was it?

Mona: I dunno, prank call, wrong number, who cares.

June: [Her phone rings] How does he keep getting our numbers?

[She answers it]

June: Look buddy...

Walter Buckell: I hear that money turns you on.

June: Yeah, so?

Walter Buckell: Whenever the subject comes up, you will play with your boobs, and not even know you're doing it.

June: That is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.

Walter Buckell: [Walter sees a young, attractive woman jogging in a grey tracksuit. He pulls out the Genie] Call her.

Sexy Jogger: [Her phone rings, and she answers it] Hello?

Walter Buckell: Pretty warm out here.

[She strips down to her underwear. Walter looks on in glee as she keeps jogging and her boobs jiggle]