Walt Price Quotes in State and Main (2000)
Walt Price Quotes:
Tommy Max: My wife is going to have a baby.
Walt Price: Oh, good, let's bring more people into this overcrowded world.
Walt Price: Marty, we got a new town. It's uh... Where are we?
Bill Smith: Waterford, Vermont.
Walt Price: Waterford, Vermont. Where is it? THAT'S where it is.
Walt Price: Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes.
Bob Barrenger: I know my lines.
Walt Price: You do?
Bob Barrenger: I just don't know what order they come in.
[Marty eats a piece of bread]
Marty Rossen: Mm, this is good. Have you tried it?
Walt Price: Oh, like I'm really going to eat carbohydrates.
Walt Price: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
Marty Rossen: You can't actually kill the horse.
Walt Price: Aw, fuck me!
Tommy Max: I'm very sorry, I...
Walt Price: You're very sorry, you passive-aggressive, son-of-a-bitch... Can we replace him?
Bill Smith: We start shooting in three days.
Tommy Max: My wife is having a baby...
[Walt stares at him irritated]
Walt Price: Thank you for keeping me current.
Walt Price: Would you like a cigar?
Mayor George Bailey: Aren't these illegal?
Walt Price: Why would they be illegal?
Mayor George Bailey: Well, the trade embargo with Cuba.
Walt Price: Nobody tells me anything.
Decorator: Do you want to see the firemen's costumes? Because i found this mole skin for the color...
Production Assistant: Marty Rossen has touched down
Walt Price: Okay.
Decorator: It's not black but it looks black. it's not brown...
Walt Price: Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.
Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.
Walt Price: This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town.
Walt Price: What does he like?
Bill Smith: 14-year-old girls.
Walt Price: Well, get him something else. We want to get out of this town alive. Get him half a 28-year-old girl. How's my math?
Marty Rossen: Get him some... Maple syrup.
Walt Price: Maple syrup. Grows on trees.
Marty Rossen: Actually, it's an extract of the tree.
Walt Price: Oh, bullshit.
Walt Price: And we're going to sue you for a billion dollars.
Joe White: What cause?
Walt Price: I don't need a cause, I just need a lawyer!
Marty Rossen: And how are you getting along with these fine people?
Walt Price: Like dykes and dogs!
Walt Price: What does that woman WANT from life?
Marty Rossen: She wants $800,000 to show her tits.
Walt Price: Hey, did you see the grosses for Gandhi 2?
Production Assistant: Your wife's on the phone.
Walt Price: I have no wife!
Walt Price: What's in the bag?
Marty Rossen: My undies, cause, you can't get this film off on time I'm gonna wet myself.
Bill Smith: It's Marty, he's on the coast.
Walt Price: On the coast? Of course he's on the coast, where would he be, The Hague?
Walt Price: [ruefully] And I was just paying off my spread in Montana.
Walt Price: We're gonna go have some local food, some roadhouse. Joe, you wanna go?
Joseph Turner White: Gotta date.
Walt Price: Already he's learned how to write a movie and he's found some girl to get his toes curled. You're a monster!
Joseph Turner White: You're too kind.
Joe White: The girl was in the car.
Walt Price: I treated you like a son or a nephew.
Joe White: It's not about you.
Walt Price: No? What's it about, then?
Joe White: I have to tell the truth.
Walt Price: That, that is just so narrow!
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