Walt Price Quotes in State and Main (2000)

Tommy Max: My wife is going to have a baby.

Walt Price: Oh, good, let's bring more people into this overcrowded world.

Walt Price: Marty, we got a new town. It's uh... Where are we?

Bill Smith: Waterford, Vermont.

Walt Price: Waterford, Vermont. Where is it? THAT'S where it is.

Walt Price: Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes.

Bob Barrenger: I know my lines.

Walt Price: You do?

Bob Barrenger: I just don't know what order they come in.

[Marty eats a piece of bread]

Marty Rossen: Mm, this is good. Have you tried it?

Walt Price: Oh, like I'm really going to eat carbohydrates.

Walt Price: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?

Marty Rossen: You can't actually kill the horse.

Walt Price: Aw, fuck me!

Tommy Max: I'm very sorry, I...

Walt Price: You're very sorry, you passive-aggressive, son-of-a-bitch... Can we replace him?

Bill Smith: We start shooting in three days.

Tommy Max: My wife is having a baby...

[Walt stares at him irritated]

Walt Price: Thank you for keeping me current.

Walt Price: Would you like a cigar?

Mayor George Bailey: Aren't these illegal?

Walt Price: Why would they be illegal?

Mayor George Bailey: Well, the trade embargo with Cuba.

Walt Price: Nobody tells me anything.

Decorator: Do you want to see the firemen's costumes? Because i found this mole skin for the color...

Production Assistant: Marty Rossen has touched down

Walt Price: Okay.

Decorator: It's not black but it looks black. it's not brown...

Walt Price: Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.

Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.

Walt Price: This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town.

Walt Price: What does he like?

Bill Smith: 14-year-old girls.

Walt Price: Well, get him something else. We want to get out of this town alive. Get him half a 28-year-old girl. How's my math?

Marty Rossen: Get him some... Maple syrup.

Walt Price: Maple syrup. Grows on trees.

Marty Rossen: Actually, it's an extract of the tree.

Walt Price: Oh, bullshit.

Walt Price: And we're going to sue you for a billion dollars.

Joe White: What cause?

Walt Price: I don't need a cause, I just need a lawyer!

Marty Rossen: And how are you getting along with these fine people?

Walt Price: Like dykes and dogs!

Walt Price: What does that woman WANT from life?

Marty Rossen: She wants $800,000 to show her tits.

Walt Price: Hey, did you see the grosses for Gandhi 2?

Production Assistant: Your wife's on the phone.

Walt Price: I have no wife!

Walt Price: What's in the bag?

Marty Rossen: My undies, cause, you can't get this film off on time I'm gonna wet myself.

Bill Smith: It's Marty, he's on the coast.

Walt Price: On the coast? Of course he's on the coast, where would he be, The Hague?

Walt Price: [ruefully] And I was just paying off my spread in Montana.

Walt Price: We're gonna go have some local food, some roadhouse. Joe, you wanna go?

Joseph Turner White: Gotta date.

Walt Price: Already he's learned how to write a movie and he's found some girl to get his toes curled. You're a monster!

Joseph Turner White: You're too kind.

Joe White: The girl was in the car.

Walt Price: I treated you like a son or a nephew.

Joe White: It's not about you.

Walt Price: No? What's it about, then?

Joe White: I have to tell the truth.

Walt Price: That, that is just so narrow!