Walt Koontz Quotes in Flawless (1999)
Walt Koontz Quotes:
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Walt Koontz: I can't do it!
Rusty Zimmerman: Yeah? Well "can't" lives on "won't" street.
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EMS Technician: [entering ambulance] Oh I'm sorry, relatives only.
Rusty Zimmerman: I'm his sister.
Walt Koontz: ...He's my sister.
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Walt Koontz: You pay for sex?
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, there's no romance without finance.
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Walt Koontz: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.
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Rusty Zimmerman: You're a big hero, you know.
Walt Koontz: I'm not a big hero, I'm... I'm scared.
Rusty Zimmerman: Well, what could you be scared of, huh? What's the worst fear, that you'll fall in the street? That someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what?
Walt Koontz: That no one will want to sleep with me anymore.
Rusty Zimmerman: Guess what, somebody won't.
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Walt Koontz: I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are.
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Rusty Zimmerman: I'm an artist, you know?
Walt Koontz: Bullshit. You're a fucking drag queen.
Rusty Zimmerman: Let me savour those lovely words for a moment. What are you, channeling Jesse Helms?
Walt Koontz: Don't be so sensitive. You can take a dick - you can take an insult.
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Rusty Zimmerman: [opens door] Oh let me guesss, a Jehovah's Witness?
Walt Koontz: I was wondering, uh if I could pay you for singing lessons?
Rusty Zimmerman: Oh hahaha, oh, honey,
[sudden serious voice]
Rusty Zimmerman: I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick.
[slams door]
Walt Koontz: [shouts through door] I bet you already did!
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Rusty Zimmerman: [singing can be heard from Rusty's open window] Yeah, gitchi gitchi ya ya da da, gitchi gitchi ya ya here, mocha chocolata ya ya...
Walt Koontz: [shouts out the window] Hey! Hei! Shut the fuckin' window or shut the fuck up!
Rusty Zimmerman: [Really fast] You shut you'r fuckin' window!
Walt Koontz: Fuckin' faggots!
Rusty Zimmerman: The gay community thanks you for your support, fucker!
Walt Koontz: Fuck you and the gay community!
Rusty Zimmerman: Fuck you and your "Lets get married, have kids and beat up the fuckin' dog" community, Fucker!
Rusty Zimmerman: [singing really loud out of the window] Go sister, go sister, go sister, hei sister go sister, go sister...
Walt Koontz: Fuckin' demented fuckin' fruitcakes!
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Walt Koontz: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?
Rusty Zimmerman: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
Walt Koontz: Eh, you're ain't no woman.
Rusty Zimmerman: I'm just not *your* idea of a woman, Walt.
Walt Koontz: You're nobody's idea of a woman.
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Leonard Wilcox: Do you know the phrase, "two closed ears and one closed mouth"? Well, that's my motto and I follow it. To hear noting. To See nothing. To speak nothing.
Walt Koontz: Eh, I don't care what goes on in this rat-trap. Who do you think you're kidding, you got the biggest ears, the biggest nose, and the biggest mouth of anybody I ever met. Which makes you the biggest asshole...
-- Walt Koontz
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