Walt Koontz Quotes in Flawless (1999)

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Walt Koontz Quotes:

  • Walt Koontz: I can't do it!

    Rusty Zimmerman: Yeah? Well "can't" lives on "won't" street.

  • EMS Technician: [entering ambulance] Oh I'm sorry, relatives only.

    Rusty Zimmerman: I'm his sister.

    Walt Koontz: ...He's my sister.

  • Walt Koontz: You pay for sex?

    Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, there's no romance without finance.

  • Walt Koontz: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.

    Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.

  • Rusty Zimmerman: You're a big hero, you know.

    Walt Koontz: I'm not a big hero, I'm... I'm scared.

    Rusty Zimmerman: Well, what could you be scared of, huh? What's the worst fear, that you'll fall in the street? That someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what?

    Walt Koontz: That no one will want to sleep with me anymore.

    Rusty Zimmerman: Guess what, somebody won't.

  • Walt Koontz: I'm not as stupid as you think I am.

    Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are.

  • Rusty Zimmerman: I'm an artist, you know?

    Walt Koontz: Bullshit. You're a fucking drag queen.

    Rusty Zimmerman: Let me savour those lovely words for a moment. What are you, channeling Jesse Helms?

    Walt Koontz: Don't be so sensitive. You can take a dick - you can take an insult.

  • Rusty Zimmerman: [opens door] Oh let me guesss, a Jehovah's Witness?

    Walt Koontz: I was wondering, uh if I could pay you for singing lessons?

    Rusty Zimmerman: Oh hahaha, oh, honey,

    [sudden serious voice]

    Rusty Zimmerman: I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick.

    [slams door]

    Walt Koontz: [shouts through door] I bet you already did!

  • Rusty Zimmerman: [singing can be heard from Rusty's open window] Yeah, gitchi gitchi ya ya da da, gitchi gitchi ya ya here, mocha chocolata ya ya...

    Walt Koontz: [shouts out the window] Hey! Hei! Shut the fuckin' window or shut the fuck up!

    Rusty Zimmerman: [Really fast] You shut you'r fuckin' window!

    Walt Koontz: Fuckin' faggots!

    Rusty Zimmerman: The gay community thanks you for your support, fucker!

    Walt Koontz: Fuck you and the gay community!

    Rusty Zimmerman: Fuck you and your "Lets get married, have kids and beat up the fuckin' dog" community, Fucker!

    Rusty Zimmerman: [singing really loud out of the window] Go sister, go sister, go sister, hei sister go sister, go sister...

    Walt Koontz: Fuckin' demented fuckin' fruitcakes!

  • Walt Koontz: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?

    Rusty Zimmerman: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.

    Walt Koontz: Eh, you're ain't no woman.

    Rusty Zimmerman: I'm just not *your* idea of a woman, Walt.

    Walt Koontz: You're nobody's idea of a woman.

  • Leonard Wilcox: Do you know the phrase, "two closed ears and one closed mouth"? Well, that's my motto and I follow it. To hear noting. To See nothing. To speak nothing.

    Walt Koontz: Eh, I don't care what goes on in this rat-trap. Who do you think you're kidding, you got the biggest ears, the biggest nose, and the biggest mouth of anybody I ever met. Which makes you the biggest asshole...

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