Wallace Wooley Quotes in I Married a Witch (1942)

Wallace Wooley: I'm afraid you've got a hangover.

Daniel: Don't tell me what I've got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892... B.C.

Wallace Wooley: Mere physical beauty isn't everything.

Wallace Wooley: Now you listen to me, young lady. Come on. Get up.

Jennifer: [she stands] I'm listening, Mr. Wooley.

[he stares at her]

Jennifer: Why do you look at me that way? Oh, my dress. Do you like it?

Wallace Wooley: I-I don't know. It's such a shock to see you dressed. I mean... you're beautiful.

Jennifer: Enough to make a man fall in love?

Wallace Wooley: Mere physical beauty isn't everything.

Jennifer: [disappointed] That's what I thought.

Wallace Wooley: [clears his throat] Look here, Jennifer.

Jennifer: I don't like the tone of your voice!

Wallace Wooley: Well, I swallowed some smoke last night.