Walker Benson Quotes in Chattahoochee (1989)

[in the shower, Emmet Foley is having an erection unwillingly and turns his back to the others, Walker next to him]

Walker Benson: Turn it on cold.

Emmett Foley: Huh?

Walker Benson: It will help.

[with lower voice]

Walker Benson: Your wife must have been one happy woman.

Emmett Foley: Huh?

Walker Benson: [louder again] I said, you'll most likely drown. We've had a lot of unexplained deaths around here. But we ain't had no one yet drowned hisself in the shower. You would be the first.

Emmett Foley: I don't understand.

Walker Benson: What?

Emmett Foley: It jumping up like that.

Walker Benson: [soft, trying to ease the situation a bit] Maybe it thinks that I'm pretty.

Walker Benson: [Inquiring about Emmett's wife] Is she pretty?

Emmett Foley: Mmmm-hmmm.

Walker Benson: Big tits?

Emmett Foley: [Pausing] Pretty big.

Walker Benson: How big?

Emmett Foley: [Musing] Big.

Walker Benson: Big hanh?

Emmett Foley: [Hesitatingly] Like...

Walker Benson: Like what?

Emmett Foley: [Clearing throat] Like... I don't know what.

Walker Benson: What?

Emmett Foley: Like... nothin' else.

Walker Benson: [Clearly aroused] That big!

Emmett Foley: Ain't there no God in this place?

Walker Benson: [Giving him some pills] Here, try these.

Emmett Foley: What are they?

Walker Benson: [as Emmett chews the pills] Well, they ain't dancin', and they ain't gamblin', and they ain't drinkin', cussin', fightin', fuckin' out of wedlock. They ain't even mentioned in the Bible, but they will get yuh real close to Heaven.

Emmett Foley: Why'd they put him in overalls? He can't get out of them.

Walker Benson: Helps keep the shit off the floor.