Waldo Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)

Darla: Waldo, I think we have to turn here!

Waldo: Girls have no sense of direction.

Darla: You know, you're starting to get on my nerves!

Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.

Darla: That explains why you're so refined!

Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!

[first lines]

Randy Burch: So we're planning our next vacation, right? I want Australia, she wants Italy. I like snorkeling, she likes garlic. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, she says to me: Do I need her? Jesus, Benny. What kind of a question is that? I mean, "need?" What does it really mean to need someone?

Eric: Benny, fuel line!

[and the phone begins ringing]

Benny: Hey Waldo, could you answer that phone?

Waldo: Hello?

UPS Man: [walks in] I need a check, Benny. COD.

Benny: In a minute. Meet me in the office.

UPS Man: All right...

Benny: [about Randy's cigarette] Whoa! Put that out! I got a fuel line broke.

Waldo: Hey, Benny. Joon's on the phone again.

Benny: Well, tell her I'll call her back. Find out what she wants.

Waldo: It's an emergency. She says you're runnin' low on Peanut Butter Super Chunks.

Benny: [under his breath] An emergency...

Chu: Well, sir, they got a witness.

Vinnie Fountain: And what did this witness *witness*?

Chu: It's just some kid. But we know where he lives.

Rudy: How much could a little kid see?

Chu, Rudy, Waldo: [they all start to laugh]

Vinnie Fountain: [not amused] I was a little kid once myself and I saw EVERYTHING.

Waldo: You know, Mabel, I don't know what I'd do if anything ever happened to you. You're the most beautiful girl in the whole world, and you've got everything. Of course, some of the things you've got you'd be better off without, but you've got everything.