Waldemar Quotes in Saturday the 14th (1981)

Yolanda: What do the building codes say about filling the basement with earth?

Marge, the Real Estate Broker: It's... it's a finished basement.

Waldemar: Not yet it isn't.

Marge, the Real Estate Broker: Do you have children?

Waldemar: As often as we can.

Waldemar: He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!

Yolanda: If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.

Waldemar: But we'd still be out here.

Waldemar: If you weren't immortal, you'd kill yourself.

Yolanda: Oh, look. Isn't that that boy Bavarian from Budapest?

Waldemar: No, that's a fruit bat from the Philippines.