Wagon driver Quotes in Mohawk (1956)

Aunt Agatha: What are they?

Wagon driver: Iroquois.

Aunt Agatha: Are they friendly?

Wagon driver: I don't call a poisonous snake my friend on account of he don't bite me.

Cynthia Stanhope: How do I look, Aunt Agatha?

Aunt Agatha: Like a very proper lady going to tea.

Wagon driver: Ha!

Cynthia Stanhope: Evidently you don't approve.

Wagon driver: When a woman puts on her war paint, she's more dangerous than any Mohawk.

Aunt Agatha: It's just that we like our scalps with something under them.

[Nick and Hillary arrive at the Potato Farm. Shetland pony is coughing]

Nick Rivers: What's wrong with him?

Wagon Driver: Oh, he caught a cold last week and he's just a little hoarse.

Wagon Driver: It beats me how women can go for you cowboys.

Charlie, Trailhand: Oh, yeah. Women like the smell of a horse on a man. That makes them giggle.

Wagon Driver: Well, the smell of a horse on me never did me no good. Just makes them get up and move away.

Charlie, Trailhand: Maybe you're associating with the wrong horses.

Wagon Driver: [after a snake is thrown on him] He got me.