Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker Quotes in Cry-Baby (1990)

Ramona Rickettes: Cry-Baby, when you was a boy, you had to be the man of this family.

Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: But I taught you how to dress, didn't I, Cry-Baby?

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You sure did, Uncle Belvedere.

Ramona Rickettes: Yeah well, you're the future now, boy. You're the only future for this god-forsaken family. And I want you to go out there tonight and sing, boy. I want you to sing your heart out! You can show him now, Belvedere. This took a lot of hubcaps, Cry-Baby.

[it's a motorcycle; everyone says "Wow"]

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Grandmother, Uncle Belvedere, you've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore! And guess what? I met a girl!

Milton Hackett: Looks like somebody lost their laundry.

Lenora Frigid: Hello Cry-Baby. You've scorched me, man.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Later, Lenora.

Lenora Frigid: But Cry-baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Well, I'm solo, sugar.

Lenora Frigid: [offering to show her breasts] Wanna see these gunboats? I give, Cry-baby. I give bare second on the first date.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Use your mentality and cool down!

Wanda: Yeah, Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothin'!

Hatchet-Face: Better watch it, bozo! You might catch a cold!

Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: [to Mrs. Vernon-Williams] I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am.

Baldwin: You think you're a big man, Cry-Baby, but you're lower than your dead father! And guess who pulled the switch on that jerk? My grandpappy, that's who! And every Christmas since, my whole family gathers together and he retells the story of the day he electrocuted your daddy, and we just laugh!

Hatchet Face: Let me punch his ugly face!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: It's okay, Hatchet. You're beautiful, baby. But I'll take care of this maggot! Do you know how to play the automobile game called Chicken?

Baldwin: Sure! My car and your jalopy! We head toward one other at full speed. First one to turn the wheel before we smash is a chicken!

The Judge: Is that legal?

Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: Stop this insanity!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: I got some new rules, sucker! How 'bout you and me on top of the car?

Baldwin: [hesitates] I'm man enough, you big cry baby!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: That's "Mr. Baby" to you! Fellas of the press, this chicken race tonight is for my daddy. And I'd like to sing something in his memory. Something hill-billy... something colored!

[Baldwin groans]

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Something my daddy would have loved!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up! But tonight, well, you were the coolest date I ever had!

Allison: But Cry-Baby, who was that girl? Why didn't you tell me you already had a lady friend?

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: That Lenora ain't nothing to me! I swear on my daddy's grave! I'm burning inside to touch you, baby!

Allison: What's the matter, Cry-Baby?

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Everything's the matter!

Allison: It's just the thunderstorm. Heat lightening. It's sexy.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: It's not sexy! Electricity makes me insane!

Lenora Frigid: [to the reporters] Boy, do I have a story for you!

Reporter: How does it feel to be a juvenile delinquent?

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: It feels good, man! I've never been so happy in my life!

[Lenora runs up and throws her arms around Cry-baby right before he's taken away]

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Lenora, you filthy hag! I wouldn't let you shine my boots! Allison's my girl! A-L-L-I-S-O-N fellas!

Reporter: When did he propose?

Lenora Frigid: Just last night. You see, I'm pregnant with his child. Well, you know that Cry-baby is an orphan. He wants his baby to have a real family... the family that he himself never had.

Allison: It's really wild, but I'm-I'm afraid that I'm not gonna fit in here. You know, with your friends, and stuff.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You're cool, Allison. You just look square. Underneath it all, I think you're really hep.

Hatchet-Face: Well, what have we here?

Wanda: The first square to ever set foot in Turkey Point.

Pepper: Hey fine mama, welcome to the Jukebox Jamboree!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: These are the Cry-Baby girls. That's Wanda.

Wanda: Dig it, babe. You need a new look!

Hatchet-Face: Don't you got tits? Stick 'em out, for God's sake!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: That's Hatchet-face. She don't mean no harm.

Pepper: The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns: our bazooms are our weapons!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Now, Pepper's pregnant, but she can fight like a man!

Wanda: I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt.

Pepper: Hey girls, what do you think? Let's give Allison here a bad girl beauty makeover. You game?

Allison: Sure! Think I got what it takes?

Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper: Whoa ho ho!

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You got it, Allison. You got it raw!