Vulcan Quotes in Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

[the Vulcans have landed to meet Cochrane]

Vulcan: Live long and prosper.

Dr. Zefram Cochrane: Thanks.

Baron Munchausen: What's this?

Vulcan: Oh, this is our prototype. RX, uh, Intercontinental, radar-sneaky, multi-warheaded nuclear missile.

Baron Munchausen: Ah! What does it do?

Vulcan: Do? Kills the enemy.

Baron Munchausen: All the enemy?

Vulcan: Aye, all of them. All their wives, and all their children, and all their sheep, and all their cattle, and all their cats and dogs. All of them. All of them gone for good.

Sally: That's horrible.

Vulcan: Ahh. Well, you see, the advantage is you don't have to see one single one of them die. You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away from the battlefield and simply press the button.

Berthold: Well, where's the fun in that?

[Vulcan seethes with jealousy as the Baron escorts his wife, Venus, to the ballroom]

Vulcan: Come and see the ballroom. Come and see... the ballroom.

[still fuming as they enter]

Vulcan: NICE, ISN'T IT?

Venus: I am a goddess! I can do what I like!

Vulcan: And I am The God, so shut up!

Venus: You never let me have any friends!

Vulcan: I'll not have you wiggling at philanderers, you floozy!

Sally: Where's the fun in that?

Vulcan: Oh, we cater for all types here. You'd be surprised.