Voice on tape Quotes in Everything Must Go (2010)

[first lines]

Voice on tape: Rule number 1, know your products. Okay, whether it's a PC or a piece of paper, know how it works. Number 2. Know your customers. Learn everything you can about them. Listen to what they want, and what they don't want. Rule number 3. Go the extra yard, okay? If you don't have the answer, find it. It's that simple. Okay, let's go get those numbers out there.

[while listening to the "How to be a man" tape]

Voice on tape: Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"

Howard Brackett: Yo!

Voice on tape: Hot damn!

Howard Brackett: Hot damn!

Voice on tape: What a fabulous window treatment!

Howard Brackett: What a fabu...

Voice on tape: That was a trick!

Voice on Tape: Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can barely walk.

Voice on Tape: Truly manly men do NOT dance.

Voice on Tape: Excuse me, are we a little teapot?

["how to be a man" tape plays disco music]

Voice on Tape: For God's sake, don't shake that booty!

[after Howard's dancing is complete]

Voice on Tape: Well, how did you do... prissy boy.

[Terry is listening to a tape about various diseases]

voice on tape: The most common symptom of vaginitis is an abnormal vaginal discharge...

[Terry fast forwards the tape for a while]

voice on tape: ...probably from an allergic reaction to mites.

voice on tape: Welcome player Fourteen. You have been blessed with an incredible opportunity. You are our final contestant, our most important contestant, and thus the game will begin shortly. Keep you secrets to yourself. People are not always what they seem. And reminder, only those without collars can break the rules. Good luck.